Of course! Did it happen? Vice President Biden was sworn in this morning. The oath was administered by Justice Sotomayer.

Binders! See, guys!? The Obama administration totally loves women.

Some of his best friends are women.

Twitter was buzzing with the news; some more excited than others.

Oh, honey. Aren’t you just precious?

Biden couldn’t top his gaffe-tastic “I am proud to be the president of the United States” remark yesterday, and didn’t even try. Smart move. There was no way to top that!

This Twitter user also seems to confuse the president and the vice president.

The guest list:

And CNN’s Donna Brazile tweets some squee photos.

Historic! Or something.

And, it’s official.

Piers Morgan swoons.

Four more years … of gaffes. So, there’s that?


Update: President Obama’s Twitter account tweets congratulations.

Shockingly, the congrats did not include a picture of President Obama, for once.


Joe “Gaffe-man” Biden praises Dem ‘Tom Kaine’; Tim Kaine tweets ‘I love Jay Biden’

Gaffe-a-minute: Conservatives give a preview of #BidenDebatePrep

Oh dear: Joe Biden makes mind-blowing sexual gaffe about cheerleaders

#GuessBidensNextGaffe: Unchained hilarity as Biden sent home to Del.

Gaffetastic new tone! Biden in Va.: ‘They’re going to put you back in chains,’ ‘We can win NC again’

Gaffe-gagged: Biden tries to creep on donors: ‘Trust me, you’ll have fun,’ White House embargoes conference call

Gaffe watch: Joe Biden addresses the NAACP in Houston; Update: Obama shows up … via video; Biden name-drops Rev. Wright; invokes Bork; talks voter suppression

Gaffe-tastic: Biden totally gets why people voted for a felon over Obama in W. Va.

Gaffetastic Joe Biden refers to ‘President Romney’ and calls Obama ‘President Clinton’

TMI: Biden: ‘I’ve known 8 presidents, 3 of them intimately’

#InJoeBidensMind: Guessing the VP’s thoughts equals instant classic

Doing fine! Joe ‘the gift that keeps giving’ Biden: ‘It’s a depression for millions,’ outs grandpa as plagiarist

This tyranny must not stand: #FreeJoeBiden from his chains

Unchained hijinks: Obama sends Biden to Tampa, crashing GOP convention

#BidensOfficialDuties: Citizens can’t get enough of hilarious VP mocking

  • syvyn11

    1461 more days. God let us survive.

    • tjcuzns


  • HARP2

    Another day to live in infamy.

    • TocksNedlog

      Just like the one Biden watched FDR talk about on live TV!

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Obama’s impeachment insurance begins his quest for the Presidency today. He’ll be 74 when he takes over. What could go wrong?

    • TocksNedlog

      Biden will NOT run in 2016. Neither — I predict — will Hillary. Unfortunately, Governor “YOU DON’T NEED TEN BULLETS TO KILL A DEER!!!” will run.

  • TocksNedlog

    There was a prayer? He placed his left hand upon a Bible?
    There was *gasp* a HARP in the room?!
    Quick! Somebody alert Lawrence O’Donnell. This is a MAJOR CRISIS!!!11!!

  • TocksNedlog

    Where’s the pic of the VP with a wise Latina on his lap?

  • TocksNedlog

    The president, of course, is waiting until tomorrow to be sworn in, because — well, uh, you know . . . it’s vitally important that MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. DAY be all about Barack Obama.

    The man does Executive Orders for everything under the sun. Are you telling me he doesn’t have the power to delay the public ceremony for 1 day? Bull crap. He actually took the oath today, ‘privately’ just like Biden, so he COULD do the public ceremony on Tuesday; but noooooooo . . .

    • Patsplacepp

      LOL that had to the funniest crap I have read in long time. I’m sure you’re not watching it right now so don’t worry so much about. I don’t think many Americans are bothered

      • TocksNedlog

        There are many things about which many Americans are not bothered. Perhaps they should be.

  • GTFOBigGovt

    In honor of Biden, the priest (?) gaffed, tho. “The prophet Micah complains…proclaims…”

    Complains fits better..

  • vcferlita

    It’s a BFD.

  • vcferlita

    It’s a BFD

  • salvagesalvage

    Have wingnuts not yet noticed that the only ones who go on about Biden’s gaffes are wingnuts? See this is why you lose elections and have Karl Rove melting down, you ignore reality.

    • Noah Lee

      the way liberal wing nuts went after every Palin gaffe? eat Obama and die!

      • salvagesalvage

        By “Went after” you mean repeating and laughing? See you prove my point, Palin was awful in interviews, she’d say amazingly stupid things and everyone would notice because they were so amazingly stupid.

        Joe doesn’t that’s why only wingnuts like you howl about it.

        • TheOriginalDonald

          Palin wants you to renovate her apartment.

          And by apartment I mean your HEAD! 😛

        • Noah Lee

          Palin knew that JOBS is a four letter word. Biden doesn’t because he hasnt created any!

        • Noah Lee

          I will grant you that Palin was a bad interviewee, but Bidens awful grasp of the language and his pompous-ass demeanor completely outshine any of his good qualities. Who the fuck laughs at a debate when the subject of four dead americans is brought up? serial killers would have more class than that.

        • BeeKaaay

          So when a leftwingwacko gaffes you ignore it. But when a right winger gaffes, you make a big f-ing deal about it.

          Don’t act like you’re being neutral here. Nobody buys it.

          • salvagesalvage

            Ha! Ha! Yes I am trying to appear neuteral!

            Wingnuts; no matter how obvious something is it’s just not obvious enough.

          • BeeKaaay

            You’re failing miserably.

            Next time get a conscience. That will help.

        • grais

          “Joe doesn’t…”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Wondering if Biden’s “swearing”-in included the phrase “this is a big f&^%g deal?”

  • freeinaz

    The only thing missing were the Groucho Marx glasses

    “Humor is reason gone mad.”

    Groucho Marx