TMI: Biden: 'I've known 8 presidents, 3 of them intimately'

Oh, my! That’s what she said. And what Biden said, evidently, when speaking at an event in Detroit today: “I can tell you, and I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately…”

Three, Biden! Sheesh, you sure get around! Vice President Biden is on a gaffe-tastic roll, providing much-needed comic relief. This latest rambling is no exception; the giggles cannot be controlled.

“Seinfeld” reference, for the win! Remember, Biden teased such gaffe-y knowledge earlier this year when he said, “I promise you, the president has a big stick.”

We smell a hashtag!

  • TomJB

    So I guess that settles the rumors about James Buchanan!

  • pdxlady

    He is hilarious! Comic relief indeed 😀

  • stillinthe60s

    Biden says he knew 3 out of 8 presidents intimately. Everyone asks which 3? Easy “Prezi”…the 3 that sucked the most. Johnson, Carter, and Obama.

    • Maria

      I thought Clinton would have been in there somewhere.

      • stillinthe60s

        Picked past 1 term Dem presidents and 1 future one. Clinton had two terms which many would say indicates success. Plus, he proved he was a ladies man. Can’t say that about the rest including Mom Jeans.

        • Maria

          Only was successful because of the Republicans behind him. Proved? Nay. He could bat for both teams. 😉

      • Pádraig O Caoimh

        Whatever you think of Bubba, he’s totally hetero

        • Gordon Lincoln

          Bill Clinton is hetero, not so sure about his wife. In any event, the two of them together don’t suck nearly as much as Johnson, Carter, & Obama. Obama has given us two or three president’s worth of suction in just one term.

  • Right Wired

    Maybe this is related to the “put ya’ll back in chains” comment?

  • skhpcola

    He has a much higher IQ than us…and speaks in nuances that we can’t possible hope to understand.

    • gracepmc

      Maybe 3 is the magic number to become a member of the “club”. Jay Carney, who used to work for Biden, “personally knows” 3 Hilary Rosens.

    • stillinthe60s

      Yeah, only dogs can hear it.

      • skhpcola

        That’s raaacist! Or something…

  • Love of Country

    BTW – University of Colorado just predicted Romney to win in a bit of a landslide. Also, they have correctly predicted every Whitehouse race for the last 30+ years.
    They say Romney will win all of the so called swing states.

    I LOVE IT!

  • JeffWRidge

    Well, isn’t that just fabulous!

  • Love of Country

    BTW –
    According to the University of Colorado analysis, President Barack Obama will win 218 votes in the Electoral College, short of the 270 he needs. And though they chiefly focus on the Electoral College, the political scientists predict Romney will win 52.9 percent of the popular vote to Obama’s 47.1 percent, when considering only the two major political parties.
    They also predicted Romney will win all of the swing states. And did I mention they have correctly predicted every presidential race since 1980?

    • Frustrated Teacher

      One can ‘hope’!

    • Penny Robinson Fan Club

      From your mouth to God’s ears….

    • Maria

      Yes, yes, and more YES!

  • Chip

    Does this qualify as incest? Hmmmm?

  • Morrill Turpitude

    Seeing as this is Biden, the 3 presidents he is referring to are probably George McGovern, Ted Kennedy and John Kerry (who served in Vietnam).

  • Aeffesstoo

    Wonder if he was a “top” or a “bottom”

    • George Bleick

      Well, I’ve read that Obama like “Older White Men” to go down on him!!! We now know at least one of the three!!!!

  • SJ’s Dad

    Who WRITES for this guy?

    • Penny Robinson Fan Club

      Who writes for someone who can’t read?

      • Shelby is a Patriot

        So much win.

  • Colleen Caldwell

    You are twisting what he said… intimately is an older generation term. Why do some of you try to make it into something dirty. One president used the term, we will walk quitely but carry a big stick. Unfortunately we still ended up going to war.

    • Maria

      It’s funny. If a Republican/Tea Partier said something that LOL worthy.. Libbies would be all over it. Laugh a little.

    • LightSabre

      Oh, you Killjoy!

  • stuckinIL4now

    Wow, Uncle Joeke has known 8 presidents–but will any of them admit to having known him?

  • BeeKaaay

    3 of them intimately? I wonder what their wives said :)

    • Maria

      No wonder Hillary Clinton doesn’t like him. Oops.

  • Josephine (D)

    Holy cow, I had no idea our VP was bi! How does Mrs. Biden feel about this? ;P