Perhaps Nelson Mandela never dared to dream of such magic, but it was easy to predict the narcissist in chief would make himself the center of attention on the day of Mandela’s death. As Twitchy reported, the White House honored Mandela with a tweet. Pic of Obama? Check. Quote from Obama? Check.

Photoshops skewering President Ego’s laser-like focus on himself? Check!

He could have just gone with this pic from the archives:

Bonus: It can be recycled to honor Rosa Parks, Neil Armstrong … the possibilities are endless!

But really, it’s almost unnecessary to parody Obama at this point. The photos tweeted by the White House are enough of a joke:

RIP Nelson Mandela.

  • DorothyGrissom

    How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

    • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Thank you! I’ll be here all night. Try the veal

      • Dang It Bobby

        Tip your waitress!

    • Texan357

      Excellently done, madame.

    • Tom Green

      Humorous and true!

    • cscape

      adjustment …….. the Narcissist in Chief would NEVER hold his own BULB….. that would be farmed out to some White House staffer – and then, when the bulb fails to operate properly, the NIC would deny all knowledge of the matter!

      • avery12

        Pretty sure some marine would have to hold it for him, against custom and honor.

      • Norcross

        No, it would be Bush’s fault.

      • Wayne Swanson

        … and declare darkness the new operational standard

        • bungopony


      • No2stupidity

        No he would have a Marine do it.

        • Mike Gable

          No, he would just go on vacation in Hawaii and forget about it!

          • Johnthecarpenter

            Africa at $100 million.

      • Saltporkdoc

        …and the bulb’s failure would be Bush’s (or “a Republican House”) fault!

      • Sarah Saunders

        That would be Jay Carney in a tutu, screwing it in. With Chris Matthews in his cheerleader get up, golden showers dripping down his leg.

        • Iseewhatudidthere

          lol, well that’s a visual ;P

      • John Giovanni Bellomo

        He would claimed to have heard about the bulb not working on the same news that we all saw last night….

      • HookemHelwig

        He would read about it in the papers

        • Worship Dancer

          only if the dog fetched the paper.

      • erehwon

        cscape, I believe that the correct term, especially with Obama, is HNICC, not NIC.

      • roooth

        Yawn, you haters are so boring,

        And stupid. Saying shit like, “some marine would have to hold it for him, against custom and honor”, and “the Narcissist in Chief would NEVER hold his own BULB….. that would be farmed out to some White House staffer “, is just brain numbingly stupid on so many levels.

        I’m sure you retards believed W went around the White House – or any house he ever lived in – and did the routine maintenance himself. Uh huh, sure. He mowed the South Lawn when he was done changing bulbs. And took out the trash. Idiots.

        It takes a special kind of stupid to use that kind of BS as another excuse to hate. Really stupid. And you guys have it. You’re number one – on the stupid scale.

        And you still can’t figure out why your side keeps losing elections – if I haven’t been clear enough, it’s because your hatred has made your side the bastion of the boring and the stupid.

        • Guest

          Wow. Really? Never let it be said Progressive Liberals can recognize humor.

    • bobbynature

      He would hire someone for $660 million to hold it, and then would be surprised and shocked when the bulb didn’t work.

    • interestedobserver2

      Dorothy, you win the internet for today!

    • Bartley Bartman Harper

      If you like your light bulb, you can keep your light bulb.

    • CaptGene

      Careful! Susan Wood might take offense to your “homophobic comment”! ROFLMAO!! I have to share the comment on facebook!

  • JD

    We should expect that after Obama’s term is up he, like Bush, will avoid the spotlight and try not to insert himself into every situation that comes up, right?

    • DorothyGrissom

      hahaha…. now THAT’s funny.

    • Joel A. Edge

      Good one.

    • TokyoTengu

      Coffee spew!!! You owe me a new keyboard!

      • erehwon

        Buy half a dozen of them on Amazon for four or five bucks apiece and you don’t need to worry about the comics among us.

    • Bitter Clinger

      Fully expect The Won to insert himself into every situation and event much like Clinton did but X1000. His hubris will know no boundaries. Unless, of course, we are finally presented with a full accounting of his academic records, LFBC, REAL social security number, REAL Selective Service Registration Form, WHY he surrendered his IL law license.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        He will be workin’ on K street…lobbying-r-us law firms.

      • Chrissy the Hyphenated

        Vaknin says he’d rather be on trial than be ignored. If he gets desperate, maybe he’ll release dirt on himself so he can go all OJ for months.

    • RedSoloCup

      We can only wish.

    • ToyZebra

      On that day the pigs shall soar and the devil will ice skate.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Cue the soar…

        • Kakarot

          When pigs fly, the guy selling umbrellas will make a fortune!

          • Worship Dancer

            as long as it’s not Marines being forced to hold those umbrellas.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Up vote 10000000000000000000000000000000.
            Semper Fidelis

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            LOL. Luv it, luv it, Kakarot.

            Just don’t forget the person who cleans umbrellas.

      • Dang It Bobby

        Cue ice skating devil…

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          YaY! YaY! Oh the absolute Hilarity….(need to get the o seal on the skaters belly—photo-shopping-fun)

    • monica

      na, he’ll still be out there sucking up all the lime light he still can

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      We can’t stop laughing. Hope you know you did make our morning, Jd1367.

    • captaingrumpy

      He will take over “guess who’s ” show on MSNBC

    • marylamb72

      H.J.Res.15 – Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the twenty-second article of amendment, thereby removing the limitation on the number of terms an individual may serve as President.

      • Worship Dancer

        yep they’ve been trying to get it up for vote since Jan 2009

        • marylamb72

          Scary. Some time ago some “president” was refusing to step down in violation of their constitution. Obama publicly supported him. Do you remember what country that was? I’ve tried to find it and can’t.

    • cardnut

      Oh, yeah, right!

    • johnnydow

      He will have to remind the world how he was the greatest world leader ever, at least monthly!

    • Worship Dancer

      yep more like jimmy carter, al sharpton and jesse jackson

  • Keith

    Some funny stuff…needed to laugh to keep from crying with this ahole in office. Did he give a income equality speech when he fatass wife had a no-show job at a hospital for 300k a year?

  • Garrett Gripling

    Just wait until he’s out of office. He’ll send out pics of his reaction to the next President’s decisions.

    • Ken Johnson

      I heard that he wants a gig on ESPN as a sports common-tater to show off what he knows about sports. However, does he really know anything about it? After all, he doesn’t know anything about anything going on in his administration.

  • HARP2

    What …….no picture of Barry stepping on to the moon ?

    • ToyZebra

      He’ll have NASA build a giant lazer to put his face on the moon.

      • captaingrumpy

        All you guys think he will leave the Presidency.???? They have started the “no term limits” amendment in the Dem party rooms and will pass it in the Senate without a vote.

        • Iseewhatudidthere

          although this isnt true… would be nice if it was… go ahead and speed the decline up some, so it will all fall apart and real working americans can rebuild it and let the libs starve to death:)

        • Worship Dancer

          hate to break it to you but 2/3 of the states must ratify ANY change to the amendments. think that’s likely?

          • marylamb72

            No it’s not but that’s in the Constitution the him and the dems seem to think is toilet paper I don’t have faith that it’s ironclad not going to happen. He also come out in public support awhile ago for a president of some country that refused to step down in violation of their constitution. Do you remember that? What country?

  • cjinva

    Well, I’m glad they put out the pictures of Obama watching the news about Mandela’s passing. His staff never tells him anything, so how else are we to know for certain he’d been informed of the event?

    • Chris

      OK, that was probably the best one. You win…. for now.

    • stuckinIL4now

      His staff never “asks” him anything, either, you know, like questions about family (can you say Uncle Omar)?

  • ConservativeTexan

    I’m having a hard time deciding which is worse: 1) His whoppers, 2) His ego or 3) His incompetence? Or, maybe it’s number 4) All of the above.

    • Dandee


    • Col. Papa Gene


    • cardnut

      Number 4, for sure!

    • Worship Dancer

      without a doubt #4

  • Dandee

    The selfie prez strikes again

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Commies of a feather, squawk together

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Nail, meet head! Yes sir You nailed it!

  • RedSoloCup

    Now we can only hope Obamarx goes to prison for 30 years. For lying to and deceiving the American Public.

    • Wootpool the Yuge

      That’s all you’d try to pin on him!?! How about treason?

      • RedSoloCup

        Knew I left out something… thx.

  • AmericanMom

    Waiting or the video game wherein Obama is all characters and those killed are the ones who didn’t buy Obamacare. The ones who donated megabucks to democrats are given “life” or safety. The evil monsters are Tea Party, Fox News, republicans or anyone who talks negatively about dear leader. You have to know it’s coming.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    About the only way Barack Obama’s idolaters could be convinced they have been had is for him to take a walk on the Potomac– with predictable consequences. But knowing Barry, well in advance of the stunt, there will have been built a glass platform just under the water line, just so he could pull it off. But they’ll have to tell him, “Only five paces, Mr President– that’s as far as it goes…”

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Ah shucks, only 5 paces.

    • Rabid

      Why tell him?

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        t.r.g.faux, be talkin’ about 0’s worshippers…idolaters…bodyguards…

        • Rabid

          I meant about the five paces thing,let him think it goes further…

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            his guards wouldn’t allow that Rabid.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Rabid, his guards are him…
            See, below…right wired’s comment.

    • Slam1263

      Can he start in the middle, and walk towards shore?

  • OldmanRick

    Where is the brat’s halo? He doesn’t go anywhere without it or his teleprompter.
    BTW, those photos of the narcissistic, girly man, divisive, disingenuous, mean spirited, spiteful, Marxist, MB loving brat are superb and spot on.

  • rhhardin

    Mandela’s dream of affordable health care will one day be realized.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Can’t help speculating that in 100 years people (if we’re still around and have any semblance of free or critical thinking) will look back at us the way we look back at flat earthers and trepanning and wonder how we could have been stupid enough to elect such a loser to be the leader of the free world.

    • Dorothy J. Gray

      Twice !

  • monica

    This guy would buy a crafto-matic adjustable bed…just to see if he could blow himself….

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty


    • Hi This Is My Username


      That is the best comment I have seen in a while.

    • civilduty

      I can’t believe that got 2 down votes. That’s funny, I don’t care who you are!

  • Magdalene51

    He’s the bride at every wedding.

  • LegalizeShemp

    I hope you got Obama’s permission to mock and ridicule his narcissism.

    • Rabid

      Permission?We don’t need no stinkin’ permission.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      You know better shemp, we be duckin’ the black helicopters…

  • redbirddeb

    What no feet up on his desk??

    • Michelle ✓classified

      As disrespectful as that seems to many of us, Bush did it also. I can’t bring myself to criticize Barry for doing it since I never criticized Bush for doing it. No President should do that.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Would someone make him an appointment with a shrink?

    • Rabid

      Better make it two, the shrink is going to need one of his own.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        You are definitely right about that.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        And to think, that he 0 isn’t enrolled in his wonderful HealthCare Law, might be a problem too, don’t you think?

        • Rabid

          Dosen’t need to, he can pay cash. Do you think ZeroCare ACTUALLY cost that much to build? 😉

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Was making ref. that he doesn’t abide by The Law…His 0CrappiecommieCare Law…’twas a jab.
            Absolute con and rip off, Saul Alinski was trained by his buddy Al. Al Capone…and insert many others…as the 0 and company have, pocketed more money that we’ll every see in a life time, or ever be able to retrieve back from this corrupt bunch of thugs.

          • Rabid


          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            pathetic. all of it!

    • CptNerd

      Too bad James Coburn is dead…

  • jukin

    Predictably predictable.

  • neoface

    Oblamer’s narcissism has no bound. Most blacks in America still thinks Obama is wonderful; although he hasn’t done anything good for them besides putting more on the government feeding trough, not even one photo op in the their ghettos.


    As courageous and selfless Nelson Mandela was, Obama is…

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    It would be newsworthy at this point if Obama did not commemorate a significant event with a selfie.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      I’m looking forward to the anniversary of his signing Obamacare into law. Will his ego win out, or will his advisers convince him not to advertise what he did?

      • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Ego always wins out. That’s a suckers bet my friend.

      • Michelle ✓classified

        I seriously doubt there is a single person in Barry’s circle of advisors that possess even an ounce of self-awareness. I mean, look at all the mockery his selfies generate and yet…they continue to do it.

        • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          I think they follow the “there is no such thing as bad publicity” theory. Someone should tell them, yes there is and you’ve mastered it.

    • ELC

      Odumbo would never let an opportunity pass him by where his ugly face isn’t plastered all over the place. Now that there are selfies…be sure we’ll be seeing more of his ugliness…more than we ever liked.

  • DallenH

    The sad part is that he believes that he will be remembered the same as Mandela…

    • ELC

      Have you ever noticed that he compares himself to a lot of people. Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the fairest one of all….Odumbo answers ME!!

      • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Its just mind boggling how he (or his team) manage to insert him into everything.

        The best selfie yesterday, was the POTUS reading about the news online.

        He doesnt know about anything till he hears it on the news ya know.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Don’t worry. Obama will start posting actual pictures of Mandela (and, hell, everyone else) next year once he realizes Obamacare isn’t going to help Democrats at the voting booths.

  • Tre

    He probably uses his own picture when he celebrates his children’s birthdays, too.

    • ELC

      Anywhere where he can share the spotlight…he never seems to have enough in that brainless head of his.

    • bluewaternavy

      He probably send his daughter’s pics of himself on their B-Days

    • Kyle Bradelle

      Do we have any proof those are really his kids? Just sayin. He fakes, lies and phones in everything else.

  • right_on

    I’m waiting for some bleeding-heart liberal to put into motion, a law declaring Nelson Mandela’s Birthday, a U.S. national Holiday.

    Never mind that Mandela was not a U.S. citizen, it matters only that he was black, and that he had such an influence on THE WORLD’S black population (well, except for those pesky African Islamic radicals, the Dark Continent’s many dictators and butchers, Somali pirates, etc., etc.)

    How long before it’s put forth? Any guesses?

  • PhilJourdan

    Ah to laugh! And so much truth in the comedy.

  • ELC

    Isn’t it sad that we have a prez whose favorite audience is himself?. He doesn’t care if anyone likes him because all he has to do is look in any mirror and he’s quite happy with himself.

  • Scorpion

    I don’t think he was checking on the news in that selfie. He was really deleting the backup video of the Benghazi incident, er ..phony scandal.

  • Richard Nightwood

    Bark once got stopped by the Honolulu PD for a curfew violation, he was placed in a squad car for 10 minutes and then told to get his ass back home NOW!

    That’s just like spending 27 years in an apartheid South African prison cell.

    • Indynana

      I think we should change his name to Obamandela ! since they are SO alike!

  • FlatFoot

    The time for honoring himself will soon be at an end.

  • bikerdogred1

    I can hear Mandela now saying where did this half a cracker come from.

  • West_Coast

    I thought Obama was Lincoln? He needs to make up his mind who he is.

  • Martha Orlando

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so full of himself – the arrogance!

  • rhetorical1


  • Abaraxas

    I’m quite disappointed Obama didn’t duckface his selfie. It would have been the perfect cap to his narcissistic insult of Mandela’s passing.

  • Maria Zweber

    I wonder how many ‘selfies’ he takes of himself?

  • jhmdeuce

    A picture of Obobzo with his Nelson Mandela Coloring Book would be nice.

    • BuckSnorts Rush

      you’d only need 1 crayon….

  • Cmate

    This has been another Barack Obumbler “Magical Me” ™ moment.

  • Paul Alvarez

    Imprisoned for murder and terrorism. Mandela could have been his father.

    • D. Lenore Hutchens

      So if Mandela had a son, it would look like BHO?

    • Injainjuneers

      Mandela was not imprisoned for murder. he never killed anyone, never directed anyone to be killed. His policy was to attack infrastructure, the State.

  • captaingrumpy

    If you read the internet articles from Africa , they are all mad about Mandella’s family are now all Millionaires. Corruption is everywhere and Mandella was just a figurehead. His cronies still ran the firm.

  • MikeTX62

    This would all be funny if it weren’t so sad!!

  • Hi This Is My Username

    It’s sad how spot on those pictures are.

    This man is not a president. I wouldn’t even consider him being a man, actually, given the child like tantrums he has thrown. I will be so happy when he is out of office. He hasn’t any form of character other than crook. He’s selfish, he’s petty, he’s a wuss, he’s a disgrace, and he’s a disrespectful goon.

    I really can’t stand anyone that makes everything all about their own self. It’s sickening.


      He’s at this level, y’know?

  • Centurian2010

    obama is just so….unpresidential.

  • Richard Willey

    The avg. NSA employee watches 2 hrs of porn each day.

    • Kakarot

      Frankly, I wish it was more.

      Considering what their ‘real job’ is these days.

  • Indynana

    I was looking for the picture of obamandella where he has his middle finger scratching his cheek as he says ” This is about someone other than ME???”

  • jon

    Barry is hoping to have such a legacy. It’ll take a lot of event manipulation for that to happen.

  • marylamb72

    Have you all seen this?

    H.J.Res.15 – Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the twenty-second article of amendment, thereby removing the limitation on the number of terms an individual may serve as President.

    • marylamb72

      Last action was referred to subcommittee 1/25/13. It didn’t go anywhere but how could ANYONE even suggest it! Are you all sure he’s going to go when the time comes?

      • D. Lenore Hutchens

        Mary, I went to the website and actually never got past page one. After scrolling through and reading what they actually take the time to vote on – it dawned on me that this is exactly what is wrong with government. Sub committee to the sub-sub committee and on and on it goes. Over half these people need to be fired. This is not constitutional governing at all.

        Voting to condemn terrorists attacks – no kidding. I would have thought we approved.

        “Recognizing the religious and historical significance of the festival of Diwali.” what is this?

        “12/06/2013 Referred to the Subcommittee on Africa, Global Health, Global Human Rights and International Organizations.” A subcommittee?

        Anyway, I’ll get back to the original subject later. Thanks for passing this along.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        The left will push anything and everything…and even like FDR…w w I I I.

  • $48245650

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Honed in, Beamed on and Focused L a s e r…L i k e….Sauls Rules of the Al Capone.
      Todays’ topic is…?

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        *Note: Obama’s name in bottom left hand corner of picture.

  • BeeKaaay

    President Obeymemememememememememememememememe does it again.

  • observing57

    He just can’t separate his personal sexual problems from state matters. Do we have to write this out for him. Such as separation of church and state. He wouldn’t listen anyway. Like most that have this problem, they just want everybody to say that it is OK to be this way. Who cares until they mix it up and it affects other people. He isn’t a narcissicist, he looks at himself trying how to feel right about himself.

  • Mike Gable

    You can be sure Obama’s eulogy will be quite a different story. He will be infamous only for his abilities as a liar.

  • CaptGene

    Actually, I sort of like this OTHER photo of the president.

    • D. Lenore Hutchens

      This is just plain creepy!! Makes skin crawl . . if that covered with obamadon’tcare?

      • CaptGene

        That is exactly what it is supposed to do! Sadly, however, there are some folks out there that failed to see my satirical humor in posting this. If you google “chicago man’s country and obama” you will find out that he has a lifetime membership. If you think the photo is creepy, wait till you research that!

      • Susan Wood

        Oh don’t you worry, Obamacare does require insurance companies to cover all forms of dementia and mental illness.

        • CaptGene

          Then you will be in great shape!

    • Susan Wood

      Well, you would, wouldn’t you, you twisted, frustrated closet case?

      • Kakarot

        How dare you people mock the President of the USA?

        After all, no one did that to Bush!

        • Susan Wood

          And it was just as inappropriate then. It’s stupid to engage in grade-school baiting and ridicule instead of discussing issues. And the office of the Presidency deserves respect, even when the man occupying it is a murderous buffoon like Bush.

          • Kakarot

            . . . murderous buffoon like Bush

            Uh, Huh. Classy, Woody, really classy.

            Last time I checked, more Americans had died under Obama (mostly in Afghanistan) than had under Bush. (sorry Boooosh!)


          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Pleaseeeeeeeee remember Susan, decade after decade…

            and President’s President Reagan, President GHW Bush, etc…………Vaudeville…Vegas…
            When you live in the perfect world it won’t be here on planet earth, Susan.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Oh, and Susan…please don’t feel attacked. Just remember Obama didn’t vote, not once, not twice for infanticide, he voted 3 Times Susan, 3 times.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            So, you are the appropriate police?

      • CaptGene

        Susan, I’m going to assume that is satire on your part! Because if you are serious then all I can say is you have to be one of the low information voters. Tell me you’re being satirical because that is what the picture I posted is: Satire.

        • Susan Wood

          Yes. It’s also nasty and homophobic. Just because it’s “satire” doesn’t make it good satire, any more than Ann Coulter gets a free pass for making death wishes on everybody in sight by claiming they’re jokes. And you ARE a twisted, bitter closet case, obviously.

          • CaptGene

            Madame, and everything that word implies, my wife, my children, my grandchildren and great-grandchildren disprove you. Now, as a psychologist, let me say first: A “phobia” is an unnatural fear of some THING. An example would be arachnophobia. I used to be an arachnophobe until I bought a tarantula. With regards to homosexuals, I have no unnatural fear of them. I don’t like their lifestyle but I also understand the underlying psychological causes that make them that way be they male or female. It is their denial and demand to be accepted as “normal”, much as you seem to project, that makes them a threat not only to themselves but society in general. Homosexuality is not normal. It never has been nor will it ever be so. One of the tenets of Marxism is to destroy morality and family values. Homosexuals are used extensively in bringing down nations. You might want to research Yuri Bezmenov sometime and learn how the KGB used homosexuals in overthrowing nations and then what happened to them when their usefulness was used up. Second: Since you have this psychological “hang-up”, for lack of a simpler word for you, on “closet cases”, that brings into question your own sexual identity. I would contend you are experiencing what is commonly called a “heterosexual panic”. Simply put, your latent homosexual tendencies are causing you to strike out at others and call them “homophobes”. You feel YOU are personally being attacked. Rest assured that you are not. Rather, it is your own paranoid delusions and latent homosexual desires that are causing you to lash out at anyone who disagrees with your hitherto denied homosexual desires. Having spent nearly half a century in psychology, I do, from time to time, see people with your type identity crises professionally. You CAN be helped but first you are going to have to admit to your own problem(s). Believe it or not, 90% of mental health is admitting you have a problem. Five percent comes from professional help and the other 5% is pure window dressing. My arachnophobia is an excellent example of dealing with a problem or “phobia”. Regardless, it is you, Madame, who is the “closet case”.
            Now if you consciously or subconsciously like female on female sex, well, whatever turns you on. Again, all I can tell you is to seek professional help because it is you, Madame, who has a problem, otherwise you wouldn’t overreact to simple satirical humor. With counseling and therapy you can be helped. You see, you are taking it WAY too personally and that in itself says reams about you. You are in denial of your own sexuality – you feel threatened by my parody of the president. Finally, if nothing else, please, PLEASE, switch to decaf’. There are a LOT of decaffeinated coffees out there that are every bit as tasty as the real thing; seriously.

          • Susan Wood

            Well, as Ralph Waldo Emerson said, what you are stands over you and thunders so loudly that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary. When you go off into your paranoid riffs about the KGB and other bizarre conspiracy theories you pretty much prove the point. Anyway, the fact remains that your “satire” is about as witty as a couple of pimply faced adolescent boys yelling “F****t” at a kid they don’t like, and bespeaks the same sexual anxieties.

          • CaptGene

            Susan, you are typical of the left; the extreme left playing the same old broken record over and over and over again. You are the “Pictionary” definition of stupid and one thing I learned a long time ago is I cannot teach stupid. If you had a room temperature IQ just EQUAL to that of a walk-in freezer set to low, you would be “brilliant” by comparison. In fact you are incapable of doing the simplest task for yourself including “thinking”. You have to be told what to do, what to think and how to think; seriously. “Bizarre conspiracy theories”, are you serious? Yuri Bezmenov, whom I had the great pleasure of meeting, was a Soviet defector to the West. Woman, the only thing I can say to you is that you are delusional and seriously in need of help. You live in a fantasy world.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Thank you, Dr. CaptGene!

          • CaptGene

            My pleasure!

  • Ridgerunner99507

    Mandela’s African National Congress murdered many thousands of people in the soviet assisted overthrow of the Apartheid government. Thousands of blacks and his own supporters died at the hands of people he was directing. Mandela was a Communist in his early career but morphed in to being a Socialist after he left office. Nelson Mandela was no hero.

    • Injainjuneers

      Mandela was not directing the killings. He was in prison for 27 years with no access to anyone. The ANC began killing after he was imprisoned. He had insisted on structural attacks, to attack the government, not the people. It’s historical. you can look it up.

  • Ryno Lascavio

    Ive said for years now that Obama (or maybe his handlers) have done all they could to live his life through Mandela. Unfortunately, Obama doesnt have a clue who or what Mandela is, hes just another spoiled as s!@# politician who will lie to anybody to get what he wants.

    • RickZ

      Obama doesnt have a clue who or what Mandela is,

      Of course Owebama knows who or what Mandela is: Mandela’s a commie fukc. Next question.

      • Susan Wood

        And there in a nutshell is what conservatives really think, when they drop the mask of having to say something polite when a great hero of anti-racism dies. Screw you all.

        • RickZ

          Did we mourn over Uncle Joe when he died? Are you going to shed a tear for Uncle Fidel, that great man of Cuba, when he kicks the bucket?

          Cripes, people no longer know what a commie is. Helpful hint: They aren’t nice people, even if they manage to die of old age.

          Check out why Mandela went to prison. It wasn’t just for ‘speaking out against racism’. The ANC are brutal commie thugs. His former wife, Winnie, made tire necklaces popular. (You should really read about them.)

          Stop with the gushing over a murderer. While Gandhi was a racist prig, too, at least he didn’t kill anyone. Though during the Holocaust he did recommend the Jews just kill themselves to save the Germans the trouble. Some peacenik to be praised and emulated, right?

          People today have a truly warped sense of History, the real one, not the entertainment and media ‘let’s all feel good’ faux one. They also have no knowledge of historical figures except for the propaganda they’re spoon-fed and swallow whole, like with Mandela. Why it’s just like the Democrat Party claiming to be against slavery even though the KKK is their baby and they did not want the 1964 Civil Rights act passed; a long time Dem senator, Byrd from WV, was a former Klan Kleagle but was held in high regard by his party right up until the day he died in office. Get a grip and do some serious research and reading on your own and not be so gullible. Your eyes might be opened and you might actually learn a thing or two in the process.

          Oh, and when the white genocide happens in South Africa (just as it’s happening now in neighboring Zimbabwe led by a man Mandela refused to condemn, Mugabe), are you going to protest that racism or are you going to ignore it like it’s being ignored in Zimbabwe and feel it’s deserved, that it’s ‘social justice’?

          Here’s the first link I found searching for ‘white genocide in south africa’. Try just doing that simple search and read a couple of the links. It’s not pretty candy canes and unicorns and ‘racial four part harmony’.

          • Susan Wood

            You do understand, don’t you, that the Apartheid regime was based on the principles of Naziism? Or was that why you approved of it?

          • RickZ

            You’re a deliberately clueless person. Seriously.

            Name me one black African country that has not devolved back into the tribal warfare days of the Africa of yore, tribal violence with or without muslim influence? Oh, and I’m sure you do know the black slavery I’m sure you find reprehensible here in the West all started with black tribes enslaving other black tribes in Africa?

            No comment about the ANC being commies? About the ANC being for ‘killing whitey’? Cripes, you are the type of ignorant person who will cause the downfall of all the learning Western Civilization has bestowed on us, warts and all. If you’re so comfy with thinking apartheid was National Socialism, move to Zimbabwe. Or even your now sainted South Africa. See how long you stay alive.

            Did you even bother to read the link I provided before you opened your pie hole? Nah, didn’t think so.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Your blanket statements are just that. YOURs….And Right back at you!

  • David

    “Barack Obama” — a man who took History in his Hands and Bent the Arc of the Moral Universe toward “Corruption”.

    • Susan Wood

      Oh, you mean when he fired career attorneys in the Justice Dept. and replaced them with political hacks? Or when he planted fake stories with a gullible New York Times reporter so that he could then use them to justify a war on false pretenses? Or when he appointed a totally unqualified man head of FEMA, then refused to return from vacation while a major American city drowned as a result of FEMA’s incompetence?

      Actually, could you cite one single instance of corruption in Obama’s administration, instead of just assuming that because you keep hearing Limbaugh say so, it must be true?

      • David

        Obama did nothing to save 4 Americans in Benghazi and then lied about what happened.
        Obama used the IRS to target Political Opponents during the 2012 election process.
        Obama used the NSA to Spy on American Citizens.
        Obama and Holder running Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels … Fast and Furious.
        Obama lying to the American People about ObamaCare and then lying about his lies.

        • Susan Wood

          Every one of those “scandals” has been debunked, though you’ll never know it from Fox. Go on fantasizing.

          • robert anthony

            You’re a joke and you don’t even realize it. Which makes you more pathetic than funny.

          • Susan Wood

            Maybe you ought to do your homework and find out the testimony that was presented to Senator Grand Theft Auto’s committee. There isn’t a shred of evidence of any misconduct on the administration’s part in the tragic Benghazi episode. People who were in Libya that night confirm that the State Department was in constant touch with them, but that it was not physically possible to get troops there in time to prevent the siege of the consulate. This is all well documented and a matter of record. That pitiful little Walter Mitty who talked to 60 Minutes, on the other hand, has been exposed as the fantasist he is. And Fast and Furious was a program that Bush started. As for the “lie” about Obamacare, it doesn’t hold a candle to “Iraq is building nukes.” That one got 4500 Americans killed, and our national reputation shattered.

          • robert anthony

            I could point out how everything you say here has been refuted, including the laughable comparison of Obama and the DOJ letting thousands of guns walk into Mexico unhindered to Bush’s successful obstruction of and arrests for ‘straw purchases’ as a matter of a couple hundred weapons. Big difference, honey. I could go on and destroy everything your little ‘meme’ hungry servile brain has learned by rote. But after 5 year, my days of casting pearls at swine are over.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Repeat.Repeat.Repeat. Joseph Goebbels and Saul Alinski really appreciate you…oh wait. Obama does too!

          • Kakarot

            Fast and Furious was a program that Bush started

            Loyal to Obama, you are. Bright, you are not so much.

            Is Obama right that ‘Fast and Furious’ started under Bush?


            PS: But hey, always remember – “If you like your health care, you can keep your health care. PERIOD!”

          • Kakarot

            And further more –

            President Obama Falsely Claims Fast and Furious Program “Begun Under the Previous Administration”

            In actuality, the Fast and Furious program was started in October 2009, nine months into the Obama presidency.


          • Kakarot

            Chris Stevens could not be reached to confirm that claim.

            Woody, sweetie, are you really claiming Holder’s Fast & Furious gun running didn’t happen? Or are you claiming it was all Booosh’s fault? Or what?

            Just to pick one of the many scandals you are denying ever happened.

            But it is kinda funny how the IRS long since admitted to and apologized for political attacks you are still insisting didn’t happen. It is loyal, that you are.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            You definitely are on to what we see too. It is really sad to see this person Susan, be so mighty, mighty sick to idolize another human, beyond any form of reality to the point of living in their own fantasy-reality. Must be well medicated.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Truth out of Obama isn’t happening is it Susan? Covered.Up.The.Truth!

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Drunk much?

  • Mindmech

    Obama would not be worthy of being a pimple on Mandela’s behind.

  • Bill

    He has no right to compare himself with anything or anyone good. It’s shameful!

  • Axelgreaser

    REMEMBER WHEN THE DEMOCRAT’S JUST FINALLY HAD TO DEAL WITH WIENER? And the old gristle, Charlie Rangel (though they’ve done zippity doo dah about Maxine Water’s unethical behavior, she knows where all the bodies are buried). And there was that fool who was fiddling around with male pages or aids or whatever? And there have been others this past five years that were an albatross around the party’s neck. When they start photo shopping the President of the United States as a major, egotistical buffoon, well…where there’s smoke, there is fire. Why does no one deal with him?

  • Frank Tillman

    This is an “Unofficial” picture of the POTUS (because the flies are missing trying to eat that stuff coming out of his mouth)

  • Texas Freeman

    The condition was named afterNarcissus, a mythological Greek youth who became infatuated with his own reflection in a lake. He did not realize at first that it was his own reflection, but when he did, he died out of grief for having fallen in love with someone that did not exist outside of himself.

  • harold levine

    YOU can keep your own photo if you like- you have to do NOTHING

  • George Murrey

    The pres’ own rewards will come from his narcissistic arrogance, with a little egotism thrown in for a safe measure. He will come down faster than a lead balloon and history won’t be very favorable. As least Pres Bush, both of them, had and continue to have character when and after they left office Lastly, Mr. Mandela actually earned the coveted Nobel Peace Prize, while our pres was given to him for doing absolutely nothing. Nobama’s legacy still follows him today. May Mr. Mandela rest in peace.

  • Paul C.

    ME,me,me,me,I,I,I !!

    • Susan Wood

      Shorter version of any column by Michelle?

      • Kakarot

        Shorter version of any column by Michelle speech by Obama

        Fixed that for you, Woody.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Just, flaming spew in your book of lies and delusions.

  • donzap

    Obama’s Dream

    • Susan Wood

      No, that’s YOUR feverish nightmare, along with the rape scene in “Birth of a Nation” about what evil Negroes will do if they don’t stay in their place. Obama is further right than Eisenhower — but then again, McCarthy did call Eisenhower a Commie, so it’s not surprising to see you spewing this absolutely unfounded hysteria at Obama.

      • Kakarot


        And remember, “If you like your health care, you can keep you health care. PERIOD.” Obama’s finest hour.

        • Susan Wood

          The policies that were canceled were “insurance” in name only. Obama may not have realized how many shyster companies were selling policies that failed to meet the minimum standards. As a Presidential “lie,” it’s a pretty sorry entry in a competition that includes “The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.” and “Everything we do is within the law. We do not torture.”

          • Kakarot


            You still believe that?

            But I guess if “insurance in name only” is your thing, you are gonna LOVE ObamaCare.

            PS: Almost forgot – “If you like your health care, you can keep your health care. PERIOD.”

          • Susan Wood

            Welcome to your worst nightmare. Don’t you love it that one of the people quoted here says “I believe I’m going to be a Democrat!”?

          • Kakarot

            Logic seems not to be your strong point, Woody –

            I mean, do you really think you misquoting and lying to yourself is MY worst nightmare?

            While I’m at it – “here” where there dear? You quoting yourself now, or what?

            PS: Never forget: “If you like your health care, you can keep your health care. PERIOD!” We all know Obama’s word is good as gold. snicker…

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            What a flame.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Thank you! Three years worth of lying to us all, and the last we counted was “39 times” he told us all, on live national media camera…and BTW, we didn’t get to keep ours!

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        What does McCarthy have to do with a person being narcissistically sick?
        Conspiracy is that it, Susan? You are leveraging Conspiracy? Just what is the conspiracy, Susan? True or False conspiracies can be.
        Please come back and inform everyone, about “everything about Obama that you know”, Susan!
        We await the entertainment.

  • roooth

    The “Narcissist in Chief”??? ROTFLMAO – Michelle Malkin, a woman whose narcissist status is only outdone by Sarah Palin and the entire body of House Republicans, is calling Obama a narcissist?? That’s rich, it is sublime in it’s maliciously willful blindness, especially coming from someone as cravenly self-serving as Malkin.

    Oh, Michelle, have you ever looked in a mirror, or read your own words, and NOT adored yourself slavishly?

    I know, I know – without denigrating those who actually do the work you only criticize, how could you possibly sustain the illusion that you have accomplished a fraction of what the object of your scorn has accomplished? You couldn’t. We all know it. Get some more work done of your face, that will take your mind off it.

    Don’t think about the fact that you’ll never even achieve Glenn Beck status, let alone come close to achieving what the President has achieved, don’t acknowledge that’s because it was beyond your severely limited intellectual capabilities, just keep yourself distracted with hate.

    It’s a good thing you’ll always have yourself to adore, and lots of others to hate – maybe that will keep you going as you disappear into Phyllis Schlafly irrelevance. Clock’s ticking, you’re getting shriller and older. Tick Tock, ratchet up the hate. Tick Tock.

    • Kakarot

      Awfully long rant you got there, rooot, especially given your “everyone but Obama is irrelevant” message.

      PS: You do remember Obama’s photo honoring Rosa Parks, right?

    • robert anthony

      Wow…all the desperate Obama-fellating trolls are out.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Awwwwwwww. You needin’ some attention there as you cry for your 0???

    • Tim David

      I’ll keep this simple, rooooth, so even you can take it in. Take your time. Consider your answer carefully. Exactly WHAT HAS Obama achieved? One thing, just one. Tick tock. Tick tock.

    • Tim David

      Oh, and as far as Sarah Palin is concerned – you and your fellow travelers are the only ones who seem to be obsessed with her. She doesn’t seek out your attention, but you keep giving it to her. Afraid? Tick tock. Tick tock.

    • Tim David

      Last question, Rooooooooth. And then I’ll leave you be. Do you love liars or hate them? Think, carefully. When’s the last time someone significantly lied to you, and you loved them? Tick tock. Tick tock.

  • Susan Wood

    Brilliant, Michelle. Do I see you mocking Donald Birther-Idiot-In-Chief Trump for immediately rushing to Facebook to say that he had “an excellent relationship with Mandela!”? That seems to be The Donald’s version of “Some of my best friends are Negroes,” since he always hauls out that line about how “I have an excellent relationship with the blacks” before spouting some unsubstantiated, ignorant crap at the President. How about Santorum, who used Mandela’s passing as an excuse to make a tortuous segue into bashing Obamacare?

    • robert anthony

      Susan wood = desperate. The only way to defend Obama’s lack of integrity, honesty, class and competence…smear others. This standard ‘treat’ of narcissism on display, my dear, is not a ‘bug’, it’s a feature.

    • LButler234

      I guess Obama is as desperate for attention as Trump and Santorum.

    • Susan Wood

      Tribal fear is really on display, I see. Well, I can’t think of a finer way to honor someone that to say that his example influenced your own life. I hope you have the decency to do that for Rush Limbaugh when he finally dies of a Viagra overdose, or for Michelle when she chokes on her own bile. But it doesn’t surprise me to see that you are happy to take advantage of the death of an international hero to heap more ridicule on the man who scares you the most.

  • Vlad99

    That whole exercise reeks of desperation.

  • bungopony

    I guess public masturbation has gone beyond GLBTetc., day.

  • Always Vigilant

    Obamacare isn’t anything more than an ever-shifting mirage of deceit and delusions.

  • bill_a_bob

    When will his 27 year prison sentence start??

  • johnholliday

    OMG these are absolutely great

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    This should be no surprise to any of us. Remember, O was rejected back in August during his Africa trip. He was not allowed to visit with Nelson Mandela, thereby shaming O – he didn’t get the photo op that he was so, so seeking.

    Instead, he had to settle for a meeting with Winnie and tour of Mandela’s prison.
    Also, remember, the President of Kenya, was not accepting of 0’s ideals to homosexual marriage would be that for Africa to accept.

    So now, it’s payback time. He’s paying homage to the hero ‘Nelson Mandela’ in true O fashion, by inserting himself into the scene in a most grotesque way, by making himself the central theme, with Mandela under the bus in the background.

    His (0’s) thoughts to his collective Salvationist Troops… I am what you have left to lead you in to Utopia, I am just. Just.Us. I am the freedom fighter, now.

  • bill_a_bob

    Has he asked to be a pallbearer yet?

    • Richard Smith

      No. That would be work.

  • Lou Bator

    I wonder what Obamama would have said if Mandela had offered him a necklace?

  • Callmelennie

    These pictures prove conclusively that Obama is not a Muslim. Muslims worship at a mosque, not a mirror