Hey, just because Geraldo’s horrifying sideways topless selfie single-handedly created a permanent market for eye bleach doesn’t mean all Fox News selfies are the stuff of nightmares. Some Twitter users have a fevah and the only cure is a James Rosen selfie.
https://twitter.com/GOPfashionista/status/359432665352515585
Sorry, ladies. As Geraldo’s threat of another geriatric semi-nude hangs menacingly in the air, you’ll have to find your palate cleanser elsewhere.
.@GOPfashionista You are kind; but it is a vision I wouldn't inflict even on Bashar al-Assad.
— James Rosen (@JamesRosenTV) July 22, 2013
The weaponized selfie? Nah:
https://twitter.com/nelaz234/status/359433388370837504
OK, so what about Fox correspondents Rick Leventhal and Mike Tobin?
Waiting for the other Fox News reporters towel selfies.. Hmmm..@MikeTobinFox @RickLeventhal @JamesRosenFNC
— ToniMitrovic (@MitroT) July 21, 2013
Leventhal retweeted that tweet, but is otherwise keeping mum for now. Tobin, on the other hand, is all in, baby!
@sav01 @MitroT @RickLeventhal @JamesRosenFNC I'd have the towel on my head.
— Mike Tobin (@MikeTobinFox) July 21, 2013
Oh my!
@MikeTobinFox @sav01 @RickLeventhal @JamesRosenFNC Ha! Now that would be a calendar shot. Mr. December
— ToniMitrovic (@MitroT) July 21, 2013
And we’ll always have Jasper Perino.
But Geraldo wasn't the only Fox News selfie that was tweeted.#RedEye pic.twitter.com/3xwKpNB4sJ
— Tom Reynolds (@Beregond) July 23, 2013
Our thoughts and prayers remain with the hardest-hit victim of Geraldo’s late-night horror show.
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