Dear Geraldo: if you wrap the Yorkie in electrical tape, it won’t explode http://t.co/9rFps3aub0—
Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 21, 2013
So, there’s that. Many Twitter users woke up to the nightmare known as Geraldo Rivera’s nearly-naked selfie. #Geraldoing swiftly became a horrifying thing. Geraldorolling is now also the new Rickrolling: Oh, the humanity.
Author and chef Anthony Bourdain weighed in as only he can:
Yep. And pro wrestling legend, The Iron Sheik, delivered in signature style.
Tell us how you really feel, Sheikie!
Bourdain continued with his bam-worthy mockery:
And an exit point from a Twitter user:
Small favors, indeed.