Trigger warning! Vox's guide to 'surviving' Thanksgiving arguments gets carved up

Thanksgiving is almost upon us yet again, and what would the family holiday be without some liberals attempting to ruin it? Vox to the rescue:

The Vox guide to family Thanksgiving arguments https://t.co/748DrAW76x pic.twitter.com/rrd3pp5Pr0

— Vox (@voxdotcom) November 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/668798174216212481

Can we please just eat and watch football without the political microaggressions?

How-to-Talk-to-Your-Crazy-Uncle guides are my fave Thanksgiving tradition, next to violent Walmart shopping riots https://t.co/PwgwUuvYI3

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/psjohnson23/status/668807224609734657

#BlackLivesMatter interrupts the @voxdotcom family Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/sBCbFTy9G2

— TheRightWingM ?? (@TheRightWingM) November 23, 2015

The @voxdotcom guide to how to ruin Thanksgiving by obnoxiously shoving your political views down people's throats. https://t.co/O7JnFlc3xm

— David B. Cohen (@DavidBCohen1) November 23, 2015

is vox's demographic white millennials who hate their families https://t.co/eNSuDbHhu4

— Almaqah (@_Almaqah) November 23, 2015

✓Survive them
✓Don't let them bother you
✓FOOTBALL! https://t.co/CyfHd0iwVB

— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) November 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/metro_hobbit/status/668811640964411392

"Thanksgiving should come with a trigger warning, but unfortunately it doesn't—here's how to protect yourself." https://t.co/jP7BloMbuk

— Boustrophedon (@yodat_nioj) November 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/dad_of_jacob/status/668803287181869056

Opposition research is the reason for the season! https://t.co/iWuctohh1q

— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) November 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/Tom_Howie_Jarv/status/668806168895201280

Step 1: DO NOT TALK POLITICS.

Step 2: EAT.

Step 3: Ignore Vox at all costs. https://t.co/yhOuqQoR2W

— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) November 23, 2015

If you read Vox on how to survive Thanksgiving, you are the person your family is trying to survive. https://t.co/v3HriUWejy

— Dylan Meyer (@Dylan_J_Meyer) November 23, 2015

Bingo! Pass the turkey.