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Stephen L. Miller tells of an alternate timeline where Jaiden is invited to the White House

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As Twitchy reported, 12-year-old Jaiden fought the law and won. After his backpack was banned for having a Gadsden flag on it (which the teacher thought originated with slavery), he fought back and was welcomed back with his flag intact.

Twitchy favorite Stephen L. Miller thought of another kid who was kicked out of class.

How long did it take for President Barack Obama to tweet this?

Ahmed Mohamed did make a pretty cool clock, although some thought it looked like a detonator. And why was the clock face inside the box where you couldn't see it? How is this exemplary of science? Anyway, Ahmed was invited to the White House (and brought his cool clock) and mingled with the likes of Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson on science night.

Mohamed received job offers and eventually took his engineering talents overseas.

If Joe Biden's even heard this story he's probably stuck on the claim that the flag originated from slavery. He'll use it in a speech sometime.

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