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RECOUNT: Global warming traced to Al Gore's indisputable hotness, as rated by BuzzFeed

Those who missed BuzzFeed’s ranking of every vice president by hotness earlier this week were served a big spoiler by Al Gore’s former communications director Thursday.

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Is it a spoiler, though, if the number one slot was so obvious? BuzzFeed’s Hannah Jewell concluded that Gore’s hotness “cannot be disputed.” No one tell “Shotgun” Joe Biden, OK? (America’s goofy uncle only managed fifth place.)

Someone missed the “cannot be disputed” part.

That’s a valid point. Sorry, Tim Kaine, but 1) you’re not vice president yet and 2) photos (or oil paintings) ought to be limited to your time in office only to keep the playing field level.

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That’s another good point. Something felt off about this whole exercise, but it was just so easy to get caught up in Gore’s dreamy gaze.

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