Trump Gave Thune One Last Chance. He Wasted It.
Republicans, the Florida Governor’s Mansion Isn’t Eighth-Grade Student Council
America's 250th Anniversary Is More Than Just One Single Day
James Carville Lashes Out at the 'Progressive Left' Frankenstein’s Monster His Dem Party...
DNC Deputy Director Scott Brown Strokes His Cat While Explaining the DNC Is...
PLEASE Put Out the Fire! Drunk Republican Revisits Billy Joel to Laugh at...
Schumer, Pelosi Back-Stabbed by Hunter Biden As Dem Coalition Collapses
Bought Blessing: How Abdul El-Sayed Quietly Paid $75,000 for a Detroit Pastor’s Endorsemen...
WH Posts Unreal Photos From Spain Due to Open Borders Insanity (Wait, This...
Comrade Mamdani’s DSA Just Pledged to 'Defend' Chinese Socialism — Peak Democrat Energy
'Dems Deliver' Account Celebrates NY Bill That Would Only Deliver Higher Prices at...
Dem Running for Maine Senate Troy Jackson Completely Blank on Tourist Spots in...
Senate Candidate Troy Jackson Is TRYING to Change the Subject to Susan Collins...
Seattle Mayor Forces Black Police Chief to Resign As Scapegoat for Shooting Chaos...
Dylan Mulvaney Has a 'Dolls Night Out' With 'Sarah' McBride and the Jokes...

Thought they wanted to improve their ratings? CNN hires John Kasich as on air contributor

It’s the kind of news that knocks out headlines like, “ESPN Will Tape Delay The College Cornhole Playoffs”, or “The Days Of Our Lives” has been renewed for another season”.

Advertisement

It has formally been announced that informal CNN cast member, and former Ohio Governor, John Kasich will have a regular slot on the foundering news network.

To say the announcement that a devout anti-Donald Trump politician will join the round-the-clock anti-Trump network lineup was not surprising is to traffic in mass understatement.

The man can make a tepid PR tweet sound even less interesting.

Advertisement

Fitting, given it is not baseball season, and everyone despises the umpires. The best you could say about one is if you did not notice them during the game. That should go far in igniting a Presidential bid.

Yea – about that prospective run …

Precisely. How do you suppose this will be reported in his campaign filings once he decides to run? A “charitible media donation”?!

Even Media Matters went all blind squirrel on this one.

Curious – what does everyone’s favorite media analyst have to say about this questionable arrangement?

Uh…that is all? No mulling, no pondering the journalistic ethical stance of such? Tater was at least called out on his scathing report consisting of “Just Announced”.

Advertisement

What could possibly encapsulate the majesty of this announcement? How can it be properly be framed that a mailman’s son and pickle devotee will be signing on to a network that is routinely being beaten in the ratings by “Sponge Bob Square Pants”?

And now there is the proper summation to this scintillating announcement.

 

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement