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Snort! CBS’ Mark Knoller zings: ‘Obama back at WH … no skeet shooting today’

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Zing! Last week, Knoller tweeted another skeet-related zinger when the Vogue magazine crew hit the White House. @d0gmah @richardgrenell What the well-dressed skeet shooter is wearing? — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) January 31, 2013 The CBS journalist is truly a Twitterer extraordinaire and is one of our favorites. Never change, Knoller. Related: CBS News reporter Mark […]

Beer Summit gut: Never mind #skeetgate photo, what about Obama’s paunch?

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Some Twitter users are focusing on something other than the skeet nonsense. Look at President Obama’s beer summit gut!

White House pic: Obama goes shooting in his mom jeans ‘all the time’; White House sneers at ‘skeeters’

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President Obama totally goes skeet shooting. “All the time,” he insisted.

Today, the White House released a photo of Obama shooting and mocked people who had suggested there ought to be a photo or two floating around.

Oops! The New Republic tweets parody site ‘proof’ of Obama shooting skeet, quickly deletes

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If it’s too good to be true, The New Republic is on it!

Photo stonewalling! Carney on Obama’s ‘all the time’ secret skeet shooting: ‘I don’t know how often’

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Zing! As Twitchy readers know, President Obama reportedly does some super secret skeet shooting. All the time, no less! Twitter users were looking for more answers, while also providing helpful tips to the Skeet Shooter in Chief. Hey @presssec Jay Carney – has the White House released photos of Obama skeet-shooting yet? Because you know […]

#PresidentialSkeetTips: Givers offer tips for Obama’s next secret skeet shooting jaunt

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President Obama shoots skeet like the wind! Like the wind, baby!

Bitter clinger! Obama claims that he totally goes secret skeet shooting all the time, guys

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So, now we are to believe that President Obama is bitterly clinging to his fancy pants skeet shooting?

Lolo Jones rubs ‘lame stream media’ noses in Team USA skeet shooting sweep

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Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones was the target of overblown media outrage last week when she tweeted, “USA Men’s Archery lost the gold medal to Italy but that’s ok, we are Americans… When’s da Gun shooting competition?” So how ’bout those skeet shooting results? S/O to @lolojones … she predicted gold for USA in shooting competition […]

Kal Penn riffs on Mitch McConnell’s ‘crazy gun stunt’ at CPAC

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Maybe they can go skeet shooting with President Mom Jeans.

‘Is Obama stoned?’: President just not that into Bob Costas interview

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Stoned or just sleepy: what do you say, Twitter?

‘Damn’! Slacker summation: Obama presidency captured in one photo

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The slacker in chief strikes again.

Free speech win! In response to rodeo clown crisis, Glenn Beck offers #MockObamaDay [pics]

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Mock like the wind!

With boss on vacation, White House solicits questions about Obama’s agenda

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Photos of President Obama skeet shooting golfing on Martha’s Vineyard followed by multiple sightings of Vice President Joe Biden on the beach in the Hamptons had some people wondering: who’s running the White House this week? Even first dog Bo caught a flight out of D.C., but somebody stayed behind to man the White House […]

Russell Simmons unveils gun-toting superhero president ‘B-Rock’

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Unlike that shocking Michelle Malkin person, Def Jam co-founder and yogi Russell Simmons teaches his children to meditate, not shoot. What he teaches your kids is yet to be seen, but we didn’t see a lot of meditating going on in the preview for “B-Rock,” an animated series coming “soon” to Simmons’ All Def Digital […]

Punny man! CBS’ Mark Knoller posts cute pic; Adds signature pun

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Adorable photo. Oh, Mark Knoller! Never change. As Twitchy has reported, CBS’ Mark Knoller has quite the snarky sense of humor. He is also a fan of the pun. @markknoller Tweets okay? :) — Sharon Hekman (@Sharon_Hekman) June 3, 2013 Pun-zing! Related: CBS News’ Mark Knoller thankful for CNN’s asteroid countdown clock; Earth spared Next DOJ […]

‘Large but slow’ tornado touches down near Corning, Kan.; Storm chasers capture funnel on Vine [pics, video]

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Kansas is bracing for another round of tornadoes today and residents of Nemaha County are being urged to seek shelter. The cities of Corning and Centralia especially are being warned to be on the lookout. Funnel cloud photo taken south of Centralia, Kansas by Kaitlyn Becker #kswx pic.twitter.com/21A33qvgqI — WIBWweather (@WIBWweather) May 28, 2013 #BreakingNews ~ Tornado […]

Maryland, Connecticut pass assault weapon bans, magazine limits; Beretta weighing options

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With a strong coalition of advocates & the people of MD, we’ve chosen to take action by advancing the strategies that work to save lives. — Martin O’Malley (@GovernorOMalley) April 4, 2013 Our bill bans the sale of assault weapons & high capacity magazines & makes meaningful improvements to mental health treatment. — Martin O’Malley […]

Rep. Diana DeGette’s office ‘corrects’ gun gaffe with … another gun gaffe

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According to her spokeswoman, firearms authority Rep. Diana DeGette meant to say that clips would be used up, not magazines.

Not The Onion: Sports Illustrated names Obama one of the ’50 Most Powerful People in Sports’

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The news that launched a thousand eye rolls (yes, we’re low-balling): They must have moved April Fools Day! RT “@breitbartnews: Obama Makes Sports Illustrated List of 50 Most Powerful People in … Sports.” — Joe Pasquini (@Joe_Pasquini) March 9, 2013 Nope, not April Fools’ Day or The Onion. Sports Illustrated actually declared President Mom Jeans […]

F-16s scrambled after Cessna interrupts president’s golf weekend

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The Associated Press is reporting that a Cessna 152 entered restricted airspace over the resort where President Obama is golfing today, triggering the scramble of two F-16 fighter jets. CBS News’ Mark Knoller notes that the incident isn’t all that uncommon. Violations of TFR’s – Temporary Flight Restrictions are a common occurence when the Pres […]

Genius Obama: Reduce gun violence by getting ‘weapons of war’ off our streets

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President Obama swung by Minneapolis today to talk about his super-awesome plan for reducing gun violence (we’re sure he’ll pay Chicago a visit any day now). During the brief presser, the Lightbringer, in his infinite wisdom, called for “weapons of war” to be taken off the streets: “Weapons of war have no place on our […]

Sarah Palin fans encourage President Obama to shoot like a girl

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The president is rocking some mom jeans in that newly released skeet shooting photo, but many are suggesting he needs more than that if he really wants to shoot like a girl.

Media’s firearms experts confuse President Obama’s assault shotgun with rifle

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Gun-shy fact-checkers at work in the world’s newsrooms couldn’t quite decide what to call that boomstick in the president’s hands. It’s certainly not an assault rifle; those are what bad people use. So what is it?

NRA, Dana Loesch unimpressed with President Obama’s shooting pic; Touré whines

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast, there, Mr. Real Journalist from CNN. We’re all thankful for the laughs the White House has provided today by releasing a photo of President Mom Jeans firing a shotgun. But before you claim that the picture “shoots down skepticism from some Republicans that Obama has fired a gun,” let’s […]