Speculation is running high as to who the next Pope will be. But in today’s meme culture some parody video makers think it’s time for a red-blooded American from the line of MAGA to head the Church. It’s time for Pope Donald John I.
Here’s a hilarious sneak preview. (WATCH)
POPE TRUMP 👑 pic.twitter.com/PIbi0iCY6H
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
😂😂😂 I can hear the heads exploding 😂😂😂
— Tammie McDonald (@TammieMcDonal17) May 3, 2025
They ARE on Reddit! 🤣
— Holly Yeary (@fallyflott) May 3, 2025
Ah, who cares what Redditors think? We don’t.
There will still be doves of peace, but Pope Donald will soar in style on a bird that’s more patriotic than papal - appropriately called Pope Force One. Commenters love it!
F*** yea, flying with an eagle sounds right AF 🤣
— Sonic (@uncensoredsonic) May 3, 2025
Ride of the Divine Don 😂
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
That's exactly how he'd do it if he were pope 😂
— Jan Morgan (@JanMorg42690330) May 3, 2025
And on thee 8th day... he mounted the Eagle 😂
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
Posters say even one of Trump’s most infamous Hollywood haters will have no choice but to bow before the newly Conclave-chosen Pope Donald John I.
The Elon Musk part. 😂
— SMX 🇺🇸 (@iam_smx) May 3, 2025
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/tjnpWXOnX7
— Esme Austin (@meo64) May 3, 2025
The De Niro part gets me every time😂
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
Yeah, and that, kissing Trump's ring. 😂
— SMX 🇺🇸 (@iam_smx) May 3, 2025
Commenters say Pope Donald will even drive out the spirits of confusion, not with his Mitre but a different hat. ‘The power of MAGA compels you! Be gone!’
LOL! pic.twitter.com/nciq4BqL30
— SSJGod.eth (@aliengalaxyeth) May 3, 2025
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The exorcism of they/them 😂
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
Time for a Jasmine/Bernie/AOC exorcism 🤣
— Jeff Cook (@HillbillySaid) May 3, 2025
The golden super soaker and the MAGA HAT exorcism ☠️☠️☠️ pic.twitter.com/DSyG7zNShk
— KelRay (@KelRay9000) May 3, 2025
Posters say they know exactly where the Supersoaker of Antioch (that's Antioch, Tennessee, by the way) needs to be aimed.
Congress need Holy Water
— Nontje (@nontjenancy) May 3, 2025
D*****, I should've had him super soaking them! 😂
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
‘It burns us! It burns!’
Commenters say Pope Trump has emerged from a baptism of fire in Washington, D.C., and been pulled from the cleansing waters of the Potomac - all the signs are there.
Trump was baptized in Patriotism 🇺🇸
— Ramble_Rants (@ramble_rants) May 3, 2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍 pic.twitter.com/Xh9a5S3oJY
— FreakySquid2 (@FreakySquid69) May 3, 2025
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 3, 2025
— Kasdale common sense source of truth reality (@KaspaShaw77340) May 3, 2025
Of course, this is all said in jest, or is it? We guess we’ll know if we soon see orange smoke arising from Vatican City, followed by a patriotic plume of red, white, and blue.
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