Tastes like chicken? Daily Caller:

Another disturbing story about out-of-control parents and youth sports. An angry dad attacked a 6th grade basketball coach after his son’s team lost a game, then bit off part of the coach’s ear.

The stricken coach was rushed to a local hospital where he underwent surgery to have the severed portion of his ear reattached.

The man formerly known as Timothy Forbes, now known as Ear Eater.