See, you’re not supposed to receive the Sacrament of Communion unless you are actually in communion with the Church. I know that sounds funny, but that’s the way it is. Creative Minority Report:

Turns out, she is not even a Catholic.

As reported by Newsbusters:

In a paper for a master’s degree she’s pursuing at Kutztown State University, Johnson wrote of interviewing with a principal at a Catholic school in Maryland in which “we talked openly about my being a lesbian and a Buddhist.” (She also declared she took the job “with all the zeal and enthusiasm of any natural born agitator who every now and again enjoys challenging the status quo.” This status quo she also called the “socially constructed heteronormative culture” and an “insidious heterosexist paradigm.”)

Why do these people have such a hard time telling the truth?