Along with unfortunate sales, Chris Brown’s new album, Fortune, continues to get unfortunate reviews.
Chloe Papas, an Australian music critic, gave the album an astonishing “no stars ever” in her review. Papas refers to Fortune as a “catastrophic clusterfuck of an album that shouldn’t appeal to anyone with ears. Or morals.”
Okay, just for y'all who do not believe that review is mine – here is a proper shot of the review. @gawker @theCHIVE pic.twitter.com/hP0hQx4z
— Chloe Papas (@chloepapas) July 31, 2012
Many supportive words are flooding into Papas’ @mentions…
@chloee24 legendary chris brown review
— Damian Brown (@damianbrown) July 31, 2012
@chloee24 Is an absolute legend for this review of Chris Brown's latest offering pic.twitter.com/WwjUY7DT
— Briley Habib (@Map_Addict) July 31, 2012
@chloee24 Chris Brown is musical pollution and you are carbon pricing. Roll on! #NoStarsEverhttp://t.co/z9uVSpw7
— PISTOL (@pistolrock) July 31, 2012
@chloee24 excellent Chris Brown review. Keep up the honest work.
— Shine PR (@ShineTravelPR) July 31, 2012
Amazing review written by @chloee24 (see earlier tweet) This may just be the best review ever written. NO. STARS. EVER. pic.twitter.com/o0bWiy1Z
— Amanda (@filmvsbook) July 31, 2012
@chloee24 your @chrisbrown album review made my DAY! :') best album review, EVER.
— emilllllllly. (@speechlessemily) July 31, 2012
Anyone loving that hilarious, bold and very accurate Chris Brown album review here is the fab Oz journalist who wrote it: @chloee24
— Natalie Edwards (@Morning_Natalie) July 31, 2012
…but the remaining members of Team Breezy (you know, the few that are OK with their lord and master attacking them for letting his album flop) aren’t pleased:
Hi @chloee24, what do you consider the main differences between Chris Brown beating Rihanna and Lindsey Buckingham beating Carol Ann Harris?
— Naugahyde Divan (@ichlugebullets) July 31, 2012
@chloee24 chris brown's fortune album is amazing! Maybe if u listened 2 the lyrics n not judged the album because of his past u wud see tht!
— Ali (@AyyItsAlii) July 31, 2012
https://twitter.com/AnthonyDeagle/status/230268077676314624
https://twitter.com/EpicGage/status/230316166726438912
Classy.
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