Are you ready for Jose Canseco's global warming pop quiz? (UPDATED: Now, the test)

Study up!

UPDATE: The test is in. Ready pencils!

how do we stop global warming

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

Aaaaaaand time!

How did you do? Check your answer against the quizmaster himself.

clowns if you dont stop your mass consumption we will have no polar bears soon need to recycle or else no more bears

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

reduce reuse recycle morons class in session i complete you of to practice for my playboy celebrity golf tournament

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012

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Does Al Gore know he’s dead? Does he know he’s no more than a head?

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And there you have it, clowns. Reduce, reuse, recycle, share a bed, play in a Playboy celebrity golf tournament. It’s all so simple.