On the eve of the most anticipated Supreme Court ruling in recent memory, Twitter is looking to blow off a little steam. And, of course, have a little fun in the process. Thus, #otherSCOTUSpredictions was born.
Enjoy!
In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court decides you are not the father. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— andrew kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) June 28, 2012
In a unanimous decision, the court goes ballistic in the case of Ecks v. Sever. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Roadside Attractions (@roadsidetweets) June 28, 2012
Unanimous decision in favor of an immediate Froyo run. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Mickey Jackson (@97mjackson) June 28, 2012
6-3 decision that "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Paul Wilson (@PaulWilson34) June 28, 2012
#otherSCOTUSpredictions 6-3, that IS so Raven!
— B (@BigBear39) June 28, 2012
Kennedy calls in sick, court splits 4-4, decision goes to penalty kicks #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) June 28, 2012
In a 5-4 decision, Court decides that there is no binding requirement to Call Carly Rae Jepsen…maybe #OtherSCOTUSpredictions
— Brian Griffiths (@BrianGriffiths) June 28, 2012
6-3 thomas dissents in case Godilla v Mothra, Kennedy concurs then changes mind, then changes it back again #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) June 28, 2012
5-3 court holds Coca Cola better than Pepsi. Scalia recuses himself, citing equal love for both. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Sunny (@sunnyright) June 28, 2012
5-4, The Newsroom was better than the haters are saying but worse than every other big Aaron Sorkin series. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) June 28, 2012
8-1 requiring all major networks to air Saved By The Bell reruns every day during prime time, Roberts dissenting. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Emily Strickland (@ekstrick) June 28, 2012
In 9-0 ruling, court rules the Phillie Phanatic is the most popular mascot, not Mr. Met. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Matt Higgins (@MattHiggins80) June 28, 2012
5-4 Kick it in the back seat, Kennedy concurring. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Walt Gilbert (@walt_gilbert) June 28, 2012
5-4 decision holds that you can't, in fact, handle the truth #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 28, 2012
7-2 that two wrongs DO make a right under stare decisis. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Walter Russell Mead (@wrmead) June 28, 2012
9-0. Nickelback deported. #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Peter Cook (@Slublog) June 28, 2012
In a 6-2, Marge in fact does own Homer's soul #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— EmilyAnneR (@EmilyAReinhardt) June 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/vjganesan/status/218156565709078528
7-2 for switching to gold robes in 2013 #otherSCOTUSpredictions
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) June 28, 2012