Despite the panting sycophantic assurances from the fawning lapdog media that Obamacare is working out for everyone, some Americans are finding that health care unicorns and socialized rainbows aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.

How do some Americans hate Obamacare? Let us count the ways:

1) The cancellations!

2) The high deductibles!

3) The higher premiums!

4) The great website!

5) The amazing customer service!

So what’s the diagnosis on the Obamacare rollout?

Exit question: Is there meta-Obamacare that Obamacare can sign up for and get some help!?

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