Yesterday, in response to the New York Times’ bombshell about his sexual depravity, Hollywood heavyweight producer Harvey Weinstein issued the most bafflingly awful statement … seriously, we’re still trying to process its baffling awfulness.
As Twitchy told you, Iowahawk had a brilliant go at Weinstein over that statement. But unfortunately for Weinstein — and very fortunately for us — he wasn’t finished yet.
I came of age in the 70s and 80s when the rules about crashing your truck into the liquor store were different
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 5, 2017
My journey now will be to learn about myself and conquer my demons. You heard me, demons- I am challenging you to tequila shots
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 5, 2017
oh fuck it, some things are literally impossible to satire pic.twitter.com/mu6s2UhvvY
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 5, 2017
"Listen fuckstick, if you call me again during my journey of self-discovery I will fucking massacre you!" pic.twitter.com/4LtqCEkHyQ
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 5, 2017
Fun facts: @HarveyWeinstein has a Twitter account. He has never tweeted. He follows no one. He has 10k followers desperate for a meeting.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 5, 2017
That's why he was able to get away with his act for 40 years. If you want a laugh, look through his Hollywood B-list of twitter followers.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 5, 2017
If Hollywood is a high school, he's the fat ugly rapist kid with a beer-filled mansion whose dad owns the town factory where your dad works
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 5, 2017
Well I guess there goes my development deal at Miramax
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 5, 2017
Otter: Bill Clinton
Bluto: Weinstein
Stork: Polanski
Flounder: Ailes
Marmalard: Trump— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 6, 2017
And then, he spotlighted a particular passage from Weinstein’s statement in a way that was — and this is no exaggeration — absolutely perfect:
Hey Harvey, you spelled "the rapists" wrong pic.twitter.com/NYSBNSzs72
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 6, 2017
That sound you hear is the sound of all the mics dropping.
— TheGreyLady٩(◔‸◔)۶ (@BecomingOuiser) October 6, 2017
— Phil Mcgurckin (@cocoa_glenn) October 6, 2017
Iowahawk, you magnificent bastard. You’ve done it again!
https://twitter.com/BarryMcObaddley/status/916297083920932866
Iowahawk wins the internet, for Oct 6, 2017, and it's not even noon yet.
— Chris Clinkinbeard (@Clinkin53) October 6, 2017
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