It’s gonna take one big-ass mop to wipe up all this lapdog drool:

Isn’t President Boyfriend just, like, the greatest? 

Oh well. If nothing else, it’s at least a good reminder of what most of the media have been up to these past eight years.

It’s pretty darn bad.

Don’t bet on it. President Obama’s days in the White House may be numbered, but nostalgia never goes out of style.