As Twitchy told you, disgraced reporter Sabrina Erdely and disgraced magazine Rolling Stone have been found liable for defamation over the now-infamous “A Rape on Campus” piece. We’re confident that Erdely is crafting a characteristically well-written and genuine response. But in the meantime, Rolling Stone’s already issued a statement regarding the decision and it’s about as sincere and contrite as you’d expect:

“Journalistic mistakes.” “Missteps.” Talk about sugar-coating.

Rolling Stone’s not sorry for defaming anyone; they’re only sorry they got caught.

Yeah. Rolling Stone is totes sorry about all this.