The general consensus seems to be that Mike Pence won last night’s vice presidential debate, and won it handily. And it’s time to give credit to the man responsible for Pence’s decisive victory:

Gosh. Is there anything Mister Trump can’t do?

It’s totally fine that Trump blew the first presidential debate, because he more than made up for it by winning the vice presidential one. What a guy!

Well, not in so many words …

He just wants to make sure all you people know that this is The Donald Trump Show. There’s no room for guest stars, ever.

Exactly!

Just a tremendous, tremendous guy. Believe him.

Who else would it be about? Pence, the guy who actually won his debate? Pffft!

At this point, it couldn’t hurt.

Hey, at least it’s not another 35 years