It’s nice to see Bill and Hillary land on their feet:

And the White House will make four. But don’t worry: No matter how many houses they own, the Clintons will always be down with the struggle. Remember that when you vote for Hillary this November.

Why? When you’re a Clinton, you don’t ask “why?”; you ask “why not?”

Dude, don’t judge. We’re sure the Clintons have a very good reason for dropping $1.16 million on their new place.

Or maybe it’s much simpler than that:



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