Obama '08: "Yes we can!"
Trump '16: "There's a very good chance we can't!"
— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) August 26, 2016
It’s amazing that Donald Trump has the ability to stand up straight, what with all the flipping and flopping he’s done on his immigration stance (at least his public stance).
Just yesterday, people were buzzing about his pivot to what sounded an awful lot like amnesty. But what a difference a day makes:
Trump to CNN on whether he'll deport non-criminal illegal immigrants: "There is a very good chance the answer could be yes."
— Reid J. Epstein (@reidepstein) August 26, 2016
Cooper: Deport an illegal immigrant w/ a family, a job, no criminal record?
Trump: "There's a very good chance the answer could be yes."— Meridith McGraw (@meridithmcgraw) August 26, 2016
Trump, when @andersoncooper asks whether he'll deport non-criminal illegal immigrants:
"There is a very good chance the answer could be yes"— Dianne Gallagher (@DianneG) August 26, 2016
Uh, OK.
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein What the…?
— Margaret Crowley (@CrowleyAntmarga) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein LMAO! Talk about a non-answer!
— Tony (@ABswl16) August 26, 2016
This is a nonsense answer https://t.co/243LxDlhlr
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein @darth A non answer, answer. Gotta keep your options open.
— WLG (@wglaaber) August 26, 2016
Only a very good chance that the answer *could* be yes, mind you. This is a completely meaningless statement. https://t.co/fR3RUnw5s7
— Conor Duffy (@libertyprime7) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein He cannotkeep his stand straight from hour to hour
— Pencil of the Court (@CourtPencil) August 26, 2016
Have we heard Trump’s line somewhere before? All signs point to yes:
when u try to sound deep and thoughtful then u realize u sound like the magic 8 ball@reidepstein pic.twitter.com/JJMIcNURwk
— darth™ (@darth) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein he’s like the Magic 8-Ball.
— Thomas W Polk (@twpolk) August 26, 2016
You can see the influence of his newest adviser, Magic 8 Ball https://t.co/BxyjYsTdqV
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein @jonkimball I'm so proud of America for finally allowing me to vote for a sentient Magic Eight Ball this November.
— Good Ol' Meat Boy (@Real_MeatCastle) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein That's what his Magic 8-Ball says.
— iolantherosa (@iolantherosa) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein Make America Magic-8 Again
— Judah (@Judahe) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein @patdennis @realDonaldTrump has to consult his Magic 8-Ball
— Robert F. Galgano (@AOTPRadio) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein He sounds like a magic 8 ball.
— Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) August 26, 2016
Every time he is asked a question, he has to shake a magic 8 ball before he can answer. https://t.co/cFRfyufY8V
— Kyle Foley (@KFoleyFL) August 26, 2016
"Well, let me see. Hmm. Outlook hazy." https://t.co/mWFr1qdhaO
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) August 26, 2016
"Reply hazy, try again" ? https://t.co/fLhsqeYIEJ
— Rebecca Berg (@rebeccagberg) August 26, 2016
OMG. President Eight Ball. >.< https://t.co/ARUTbYgnMK
— Something Feistie (@somethingfishie) August 26, 2016
Shake the magic eight ball again to see if you get a different answer. https://t.co/mrP2qVVjJj
— (((AG))) (@AG_Conservative) August 26, 2016
@KFoleyFL Trump's answers sound more like he's snorting an eight ball.
— Langhorne (@_Langhorne) August 26, 2016
Seriously. What is even happening?
Trump is actually Two Face https://t.co/1Eg0iQPx8u
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) August 26, 2016
I'd respect him so much more if he said "60 percent of the time, we'll deport them every time." https://t.co/tIjHzQsBA8
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein @amandacarpenter It's Schrodinger's immigration plan
— David Maass (@davidmaass) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein @TxsleuthUSA Even Trump doesn't know what Trump's position on immigration is.
But yeah, totally give him the nuclear codes.
— SpideyTerry (@SpideyTerry) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein @maggieNYT Does anyone NOT realize that this guy has no idea what he's even talking about right now?
— Brian Moran (@Dudeguyy) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein @maggieNYT "…But really, who the hell knows?" #LOLnothingmatters
— Robert Harkin (@DoomsdayPicnic) August 26, 2016
@reidepstein @fitethegoodfite Just making it up as he goes along.
— Jim S (@BurghFan99) August 26, 2016
The bold leadership we need! #EPluribusOops https://t.co/nX9JV61OqC
— Christian Toto (@HollywoodInToto) August 26, 2016
