Oh, hey. No big deal or anything:

What could go wrong? Well, for anyone remotely familiar with the D.C. public transit system, a whole lot. Just about everything, in fact.

So it should come as no surprise that people are kinda freaking out:

That’s good advice.

Meantime, here’s something to think about:

That is not an unreasonable question.

Yeesh.

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Update:

At least the D.C. Police are having some fun with it: