It’s 2015, and we’re at a crossroads:
Can you be liberal and eat at Chick-fil-A? http://t.co/E4qMQdldLY pic.twitter.com/Wl2fNhWoKj
— Mashable (@mashable) October 5, 2015
A question for the ages, Mashable.
FFS RT @mashable: Can you be liberal and eat at Chick-fil-A? http://t.co/8XMrHhmMXL pic.twitter.com/5rp5qWJ5bc
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) October 5, 2015
.@mashable Can you have an opinion on what sandwiches other people should eat and not be an insufferable tool?
— Popehat (@Popehat) October 5, 2015
We could all sit in a friendship circle and talk about it … or we could just get our mockery on.
Yeah, we’re gonna go with the mockery.
Can you be an anti-monarchist and eat at Burger King? https://t.co/3gWlLZYgeu
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) October 5, 2015
Real question: Can you be a totalitarian and eat at Chick fil A? https://t.co/fMVdUT4Ury
— Kevin D. Williamson (@KevinNR) October 5, 2015
Only if you know the secret conservative handshake, and that’s gonna cost ya. #capitalism https://t.co/yQm9QvPEYK
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) October 5, 2015
No. Definitely don't eat there or get in the drive thru line in front of me. RE https://t.co/YSwR7QaMdc
— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) October 5, 2015
No, you can't. So please stop clogging up the fucking drive thru lane. https://t.co/bikjve1Yd0
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 5, 2015
We need a liberal Pope to create a special jubilee year of forgiveness for these kinds of sins https://t.co/5BWL9BwxJ5
— Political Math (@politicalmath) October 5, 2015
@mashable Careful. You'll get Christian cooties. https://t.co/QuPSQVHmt5
— Christie (@RepRepublic) October 5, 2015
If I eat a Chik-Fil-A sandwich while drinking a SodaStream and listening to a Matisyahu album do I go to Liberal Hell?
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) October 5, 2015
“Oh God.”
“WHAT?”
“My friend watched a Matt Damon movie while eating Chik-Fil-A.”
“Jesus.”
“I know, I deleted him from my phone immediately"— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) October 5, 2015
One of the great things about Chick-fil-A? Not having to stand next to people who think like this in line. https://t.co/iG0biAA1Aj
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) October 5, 2015
Only if you exploit the gun show loophole. Sorry. https://t.co/sKCmJveCJW
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) October 5, 2015
Yes, as long as you call it Cis-fil-A. https://t.co/sKCmJveCJW
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) October 5, 2015
No. Stay home and starve. https://t.co/0AbWhaXlCR
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 5, 2015
If you struggle where to eat because of politics, free idea, stay home and cook your own head in the microwave instead.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 5, 2015
Or, at the very least, just shut up.
Can you be an idiot and work at Mashable? Yes. https://t.co/ttOiwM7oWx
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) October 5, 2015
True story.
Seriously, though, liberals are the best. Keep up the good work, guys. https://t.co/Qt2bhwLKGZ
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) October 5, 2015
And in the meantime:
God, the politicized life is so miserable. Just eat your stupid sandwich. pic.twitter.com/XKEqCv1mQV
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) October 5, 2015
