Move over, Barack Obama. You’ve got competition:

What the heck did we just watch?

It’s real, all right.

Joan was very generous.

Good Lord.

We never thought we’d see the day Obama would be upstaged in the terrible pitching department, but here we are.

Yeah, it’s that bad.

Some flashback fun before we leave you:

Well, that’s awkward!

Let us pray.

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