In case you missed the big news that really wasn’t news, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that he’s “proud to be gay”:

While most of us were busy going on with our lives, Markos Moulitsas was trying to think of a way to use the news to smear conservatives. This is what he came up with:

He’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

Yep, just like that!

Eh, research is for suckers. Right, Markos?

Actual GOPers? No. He’s got a better source:

Exactly.

Yes, Markos. Please do. Jerk.

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