In case you missed the big news that really wasn’t news, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that he’s “proud to be gay”:
While most of us were busy going on with our lives, Markos Moulitsas was trying to think of a way to use the news to smear conservatives. This is what he came up with:
He’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!
Yep, just like that!
Eh, research is for suckers. Right, Markos?
Actual GOPers? No. He’s got a better source:
Yes, Markos. Please do. Jerk.