'#NotMyMarmotsMayor'! @redsteeze torches Bill de Blasio, PETA in a blaze of glory

NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is bummed over Eric Holder’s resignation:

From civil rights to criminal justice, we are a safer and fairer country because of Eric Holder’s remarkable service. pic.twitter.com/kOTgz3Z57F

— Mayor Bill de Blasio (@NYCMayor) September 25, 2014

But you know what should really be bothering him? The fact that he may very well be guilty of groundhog homicide, brought on by a bad case of butterfingers:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515198069185740801

More from The Washington Free Beacon:

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio was holding up Chuck, the “Punxutawney Phil” of New York, on Feb. 2 when he infamously fumbled the winter-weather prognosticator, who fell nearly six feet to the ground.

The groundhog was found dead a week later. Now, the New York Post reports that there may have been a zoo coverup to keep de Blasio—and the public—from finding out about the details of the innocent beast’s demise.

http://youtu.be/2FFY7gtIiak

This has all the trappings of a major scandal. PETA should be all over this.

@ReeseDelaney Our statement: http://t.co/P27K64mia1

— PETA (@peta) September 25, 2014

Here’s said statement:

That’s it, PETA? That’s all you’ve got? New York City resident and master Twitter troll @redsteeze, for one, isn’t going to stand for that kind of half-assery:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515203742724263936

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515208226884046848

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515219566860206080

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https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515221788876619777

@redsteeze It was an accident that never would have occurred had the organizers stopped using groundhogs: http://t.co/CPA8o0ayGv

— PETA (@peta) September 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515222116095234048

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515222424934420482

@redsteeze You would have to ask the zoo that loans them out.

— PETA (@peta) September 25, 2014

A punt to the zoo? Oh, PETA … we expect better from you.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515222712080691201

That’s pretty much how it works, yeah.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515226443069284352

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515227248186908672

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515228346805149696

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515228948821995520

Seriously, PETA, what kind of game are you playing?

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515229509025816576

Well, well, well:

Join @Pink & send some ♥ to @BilldeBlasio for supporting an end to NYC's CRUEL horse drawn carriages! http://t.co/kNwV5PQ64c#TYDeBlasio

— PETA (@peta) March 17, 2014

Ah. Now it makes sense.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515229631302344705

Also:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515230138238509056

You know what might’ve prevented this tragedy?

@redsteeze And it's a shame. We have been advocating for the use of a robot for years now: http://t.co/KpWnQXwkl7

— PETA (@peta) September 25, 2014

Now we’re talkin’!

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515248626080436225

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/515249354601660416

We’d ask a groundhog to make a prediction, but, well, we don’t want to get him into trouble with de Blasio.

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