Longtime Chicagoan Iowahawk has had enough. Echoing author Brad Thor, he’s heading for greener pastures for good:

Texas is lucky to have him!

So, what else is on the soon-to-be-full-time Texan’s to-do list?

Has a lovely ring to it.

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