We’re sure you have very nice calves, Gabriel. But there has got to be a better way than this to show them off:

The look has a few supporters:


But overall? Unless your name is Angus Young …

It looks like what we have here is a major fashion faux pas:

It’s a scientific fact that short suits are bad for mankind:

Remember that, guys. Also:

Men, don’t let this happen to you:

Bobby Hill

See how sad he is? If you love the ladies who love you, just say no to short suits.


Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.