We’re sure you have very nice calves, Gabriel. But there has got to be a better way than this to show them off:
Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/WcRT0loDtb pic.twitter.com/1qV0rZC6cC
— Business Insider (@businessinsider) June 9, 2014
The look has a few supporters:
own 1. love it RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/XjNRJkKodj pic.twitter.com/L4TVEnE73x
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) June 9, 2014
*orders three* RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/nTIRmwjqX5 pic.twitter.com/Bc7j8Ic1Qd
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) June 9, 2014
https://twitter.com/JimmyPrinceton/status/476038294782746625
More on the short suit: don't tell me you've been to a business function or outdoor wedding in the summer and not wished for it.
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) June 9, 2014
But overall? Unless your name is Angus Young …
Only one person can pull off the "short suit" and he did it as a joke: pic.twitter.com/SjPfYFDWVe
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 9, 2014
The only time the “short suit” is cool. pic.twitter.com/ZfHWglYL5A
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) June 9, 2014
It looks like what we have here is a major fashion faux pas:
Sportcoat + shorts, yes; THIS tho is ridic. MT @businessinsider: "short suit" is going mainstream pic.twitter.com/6jw1nd7Z8c
— ❤️ Jayvie Canono ❤️ (@OneFineJay) June 9, 2014
Not okay –> RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/91HAPvzT1W pic.twitter.com/Y9aarK4QCw
— Ryan Sloane (@RyanFSloane) June 9, 2014
“@RyanSloaneCNN: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/48UrPWusCK pic.twitter.com/aOqL3SInde”#waronmen
— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) June 9, 2014
#EndTimes RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/fRnQqfH7cW pic.twitter.com/CV2UiTsqXC
— Will Rahn (@willrahn) June 9, 2014
The terrorists. They've won. RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream pic.twitter.com/VT92Sa3xD0
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) June 9, 2014
Stop right there. "@businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream" pic.twitter.com/0eE1oQToVM
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) June 9, 2014
The latest in “virginity protection” technology. The "short suit.” pic.twitter.com/pZl9yviNm4
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) June 9, 2014
Um, no. RT @businessinsider: "The 'short suit' is finally going mainstream" http://t.co/NAbyGn397F pic.twitter.com/QPQYlqHrJH
— Todd Little (@Todd_Little) June 9, 2014
NO. RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/MnBzZupz3O pic.twitter.com/gosSXLQNKR
— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) June 9, 2014
RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/gYenOMxSDB pic.twitter.com/Bra0yXoVbf <— No and NO
— Jonathan Capehart (@CapehartJ) June 9, 2014
No it isn't. RT @businessinsider: Guys beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream pic.twitter.com/8HZmC9lLYB
— michaelscherer (@michaelscherer) June 9, 2014
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no http://t.co/YFtfEmqxLW
— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) June 9, 2014
No. RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/nnZYgkwvCT pic.twitter.com/pfzogLusMI
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) June 9, 2014
Fine. But it better come with a cap a Gibson guitar. pic.twitter.com/0eE1oQToVM
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) June 9, 2014
LOL nope RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/1T0b8HtEmE pic.twitter.com/T4724kPjia
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 9, 2014
Dear God, no. RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/LIbuSZVPVX pic.twitter.com/ySid17ic2s
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) June 9, 2014
My ass! RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/ZO1fIkdI6f pic.twitter.com/pZl9yviNm4
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) June 9, 2014
Like hell it is. RT @JohnEkdahl: No. RT @businessinsider: short suit finally going mainstream http://t.co/aOG5cWZqVJ pic.twitter.com/8oSOquUcFO
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 9, 2014
NO. RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/PeAeIelD1D pic.twitter.com/pbUkOUUjJs
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) June 9, 2014
FIFY RT @BenHowe: HELL NO RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit” going mainstream http://t.co/1S59MSgXkb pic.twitter.com/ZpRHSzPwzL
— T.R. (@ctsa) June 9, 2014
The suit that says "Please don't hire me, I'm a dick…" http://t.co/04euWTPSzJ pic.twitter.com/vi2yZzmXaJ
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) June 9, 2014
Boss: "So that's a short suit, huh?"
Douche: "Yes, sir!"
Boss: "You're fired."— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) June 9, 2014
I support a constitutional ban on short suits.
— Jim Antle (@jimantle) June 9, 2014
The short suit is the worst human rights violation since men started wearing tank tops.
— Jim Antle (@jimantle) June 9, 2014
It’s a scientific fact that short suits are bad for mankind:
Worst part of wearing short suits? Explaining to your parents that they'll never have grandkids.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) June 9, 2014
Remember that, guys. Also:
Women, you can help your nation if you simply agree now to have nothing to do with men in short suits.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) June 9, 2014
Men, don’t let this happen to you:
See how sad he is? If you love the ladies who love you, just say no to short suits.
Nope. RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/fVwRSrcccn pic.twitter.com/hQVDlS7Flx
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) June 9, 2014
Just stop. RT “@businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/Gc2fSCgfK4 pic.twitter.com/yb6vX10e4g”
— Bethany Bowra (@BethanyBowra) June 9, 2014
#NoAllMen RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/EYpXW2o9s3 pic.twitter.com/rlUFemOAvn"
— LaurieAnn (@mooshakins) June 9, 2014
Dont. Do. It. RT @businessinsider: Guys, beware: the "short suit" is finally going mainstream http://t.co/EYpXW2o9s3 pic.twitter.com/rlUFemOAvn"
— LaurieAnn (@mooshakins) June 9, 2014
Any guy I see wearing this is instantly not dating material MT @businessinsider: the "short suit" is going mainstream pic.twitter.com/JrdVqUnFTw
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) June 9, 2014
"Short Suit"? No. Stop this silliness now. Sometimes you're just gonna have to suck it up and look & dress like a freaking grown up.
— Kimberly (@conkc2) June 9, 2014
https://twitter.com/ElissaRoberson/status/476047729030729731
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
