Because there’s nothing else to be concerned about in Washington, D.C.:

This is not a drill:

Casual circumcision protesters on the Capitol front lawn today… #whatthewhat

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This guy’s getup is a cut above the rest:

Well and then that happened #protests #dc #circumcision #justanotherday #cause #starwars

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Penis puns, anyone?

Ain’t that the truth.