Unfortunately for us, Center for American Progress founder John Podesta won’t be quiet in 2014. Instead, he’ll be acting as counselor to President Obama:

A new Twitter account devoted to lecturing us on stuff like climate change? Oh, goody!

Up all night with Senate Democrats? Worst. Sleepover. Ever.

Of course! After all, it’s not as if there are more pressing issues …

Loads.

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