He should be, but that would require self-awareness. And Piers Morgan just doesn’t have it.

Variety reports that this past Wednesday’s episode of “Duck Dynasty” drew 6.65 million viewers, down from 8.5 million last week. Morgan could barely contain his glee over the news:

But as countless tweeters pointed out, Piers really shouldn’t be lacing up his dancing shoes just yet:

Since you asked, Morgan’s Wednesday show drew 353,000 viewers over the age of two. That’s 6.147 million fewer viewers than “Duck Dynasty.”

Sorry, Piers. You lose.




Ouch! While you try to erase that disturbing mental image, enjoy this parting food for thought:

Just imagine.



Twitchy coverage of Piers Morgan

Twitchy coverage of “Duck Dynasty”