Yay! Gather ’round, everyone, for The Lightbringer has decided to reveal the secret to a booming economy! Fortunately for us rubes, his OFA flunkies have summed it all up in one handy graphic:

It’s all so simple! Or … not:

Confused? You’re not alone.

Drugs are bad, mkay?



Yeah … about that “Obama math“:

Heh. Seriously, though, who comes up with this garbage?

That’s exactly what it is:

If we’re being honest, though, the Underpants Gnomes probably have a better understanding of economics than anyone in the Obama administration.


This is the epitome of fuzzy math. It’s just … we can’t even.

Hey! Maybe money can grow on trees!



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Editor’s note: The first paragraph of this post has been edited for clarity.