HHS has, at long last, released the official Obamacare “enrollment” data for the period of October 1 to November 2, and the numbers are just as sucky as we all thought. Could the data possibly look any worse? Oh yes, thanks to a little thing we like to call perspective:
Only about 75,000 more #Obamacare enrollees and they'd fill this place! #GetCovered #fail pic.twitter.com/LWhgUnonBa
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) November 13, 2013
Yikes: 26,794 selected plans thru http://t.co/3M3RIXOdBI in FIRST MONTH. More people at a typical Nationals game. #FAIL #ObamaCare
— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) November 13, 2013
Unreal. More people Tweet'd the @BradPaisley @carrieunderwood @CountryMusic spoof on #Obamacare than actually signed up for #Obamacare.
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) November 13, 2013
@michellemalkin More [books] have [been written about Bigfoot] than people enrolled in Obamacare.
— Adam (@GPIA7R) November 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/sstrella/status/400731654387286016
@michellemalkin More people have enjoyed colonoscopies than enrolled in Obamacare.
— GHerblabnik (@gherblabnik) November 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/coolhandschlute/status/400731051539959809
Playas do both. #methsurance RT @mitrebox More people have smoked meth in the last month than signed up for Obamacare.
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) November 13, 2013
@michellemalkin more dead people have voted for Obama than live people have been enrolled in Obamacare. #Obamacare #fail
— Rieger (@allee_rieger) November 13, 2013
More people have seen a UFO than have signed up for Obamacare!
— Robert R (@rwrlar) November 13, 2013
It takes more licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop than people signed up for #Obamacare
— Brian Fikes (@TheBrianFikes) November 13, 2013
HHS reports 106,000 have picked health plans on the Obamacare site. More people have read my Facebook Page than that lol.
— Conservative Monster (@redalertnow) November 13, 2013
And speaking of social media:
RT if you have more followers than there are successful Obamacare enrollees.
— Tom McCammon (@TomMcCammon) November 13, 2013
Some folks on twitter have more followers than #ACA or #Obamacare
Its the law of the land. Obama mandate. Purchase now or answer to the man.— Ronnie Spangler (@Mar4L) November 13, 2013
@DLoesch has 65k MORE followers than the number of people that signed up for #Obamacare
— Connie Austin (@ConnieBAustin) November 13, 2013
I definitely have more followers than there are people who actually enrolled in Obamacare. Not the admin's phony metric.
— RBe (@RBPundit) November 13, 2013
I have more twitter followers than Obamacare has entrants–and I'm not even verified.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) November 13, 2013
@RBPundit you almost have more followers than enrollees in obamacare.
— rdengr (@rdengr123) November 13, 2013
LifeNews has approximately three times more followers than signed up for #Obamacare #tcot
— LifeNews.com (@LifeNewsHQ) November 13, 2013
BREAKING: Average C grade celebrity has more Twitter followers than the number of people who bought #ObamaCare
— Fred Wszolek (@FredWszolek) November 13, 2013
I have more Twitter followers than the amount of people who have enrolled through #Obamacare…
— A. R. Ward (@AR_Ward) November 13, 2013
@MichelleMalkin has about 6 times more @Twitter followers than the total of all #Obamacare enrollees.
— Kelly Johnston (@johnston_kelly) November 13, 2013
https://twitter.com/haley__everett/status/400724115323375617
The cats probably have better coverage, too.
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HHS releases craptacular Obamacare ‘enrollment’ numbers; Citizens want to throw up
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