For anyone wondering what kind of person would see fit to get behind the oh-so-delightful “Ho-surance” ad campaign, the mystery’s been solved. And shockah! It’s a dude:
Of course it was a man. RT @McShauno: @DLoesch creator of the ads is right here: @AlanFranklin
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) November 12, 2013
Shock! Another sexist liberal male creates sexist ads to degrade women and be thought of as simple sex objects —> @alanfranklin
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) November 12, 2013
Bigger shockah? It’s this dude:
Picture in your head what the brains behind the #GotInsurance ads looks like. Then compare it to reality -> https://t.co/67mG2xgwWt
— RBe (@RBPundit) November 12, 2013
Meet Alan Franklin, ProgressNow Colorado’s political director and bona fide super-stud:
Ooo … wonder what he’s thinking about right at that moment. Probably his world getting rocked:
Roller derby girls rock my world. #GotInsurance #ThanksObamacare http://t.co/MA5lsaIhTq #copolitics
— Alan Franklin (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
Hardcore, dude.
@McShauno You make me laugh like a clown. In Spanish, the word "clown" is "payaso." I'm here to educate as well as entertain.
— Alan Franklin (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
He speaks Spanish? Muy caliente! And he totally understands women.
Nice of "Got Brosurance" ad creator @alanfranklin to mansplain things to the little women. @KeeleyMullis
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 12, 2013
Check out the ladies’ man in action:
https://twitter.com/KeeleyMullis/status/400341944049479680
@KeeleyMullis We weren't exactly hoping for NFIB to approve. Thanks! #gotinsurance
— Alan Franklin (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/KeeleyMullis/status/400342755613736960
@KeeleyMullis …and you're @NFIB's "grassroots advocacy director." But thanks for playing! #gotinsurance
— Alan Franklin (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/KeeleyMullis/status/400344519473774592
[email protected] No, it just means that responsible young adults weren't his target audience. Which is evident. @alanfranklin
— #NeverTrump Angela (@angelaisms) November 12, 2013
@KeeleyMullis Not at all, but it does tell me how much I should care about it. That is, your opinion. #gotinsurance
— Alan Franklin (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
@exjon @alanfranklin @KeeleyMullis So he's "Political Director, ProgressNow Colorado. All opinions are my own", but KM's opinions = NFIB's
— Cask Strength (@ChampionCapua) November 12, 2013
@ChampionCapua @KeeleyMullis She's welcome to care as much about my opinion as I do about hers, you betcha. #copolitics #gotinsurance
— Alan Franklin (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
Charming bastard, isn’t he?
Nice ads, bro! #Hosurance @alanfranklin
— Tyler McNally (@Tyler_McNally) November 12, 2013
This guy thinks young women are basically skanks -> https://t.co/67mG2xgwWt And he's Democrat.
— RBe (@RBPundit) November 12, 2013
@KatiePavlich that guy is a fucking clown. Yeah, you @alanfranklin
— SkiWookiee (@SkiWookiee) November 12, 2013
Congratulations, Alan. You’re the man!
Hilarious that @alanfranklin creator of Ocare/birth control ads claim we slut shame when it's his ads that do that. Of course a man did it.
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) November 12, 2013
Franklin can try all he wants to make Republicans the bad guys here:
Republicans affecting puritanical indignation should look at @MichelleMalkin's #hosurance tag (now trending). #gotinsurance #thanksobamacare
— Alan Franklin (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
But it won’t work.
@alanfranklin imagines that the #hoinsurance hashtag is directed at women. No. It's directed at how he obviously sees women.
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) November 12, 2013
Bingo. This calls for a boom-worthy exit question:
Hmm. I wonder why the #GotInsurance scro @alanfranklin didn't model in his shittastic pathetic ads. Could it be because… #GotShower ? #No
— LMR (@LilMissRightie) November 12, 2013
Annnnd a win:
looking at Alan Franklin's avi, pretty sure birth control doesn't come up often as an issue.
— Amy (@AmyOtto8) November 12, 2013
Well played.
Editor’s note: Included in an update to this post were references to a tweet by Planned Parenthood Votes Colorado. The post initially stated that PPVC was unaware that a pro-Obamacare group was behind the campaign. PPVC tweeted a clarification, and this post has been amended accordingly. For more information, please click here.
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