The uranium was reportedly found in a 55-gallon drum in the vicinity of a dismantled plane at Florida’s Opa-Locka Executive Airport.

Hazmat officials have evacuated a 150-foot perimeter.

Plenty of people find the news unsettling, to say the least:

https://twitter.com/GoldenGalt/status/360439299214290944

So far, no injuries have been reported — which makes it easier to take a more lighthearted approach to the situation:

We will continue to monitor the situation and update with developments:

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Update:

The material found has been confirmed to be depleted uranium-238:

The EPA has been contacted:

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Update:

Good news: