Bow your heads, Americans. Sequestration has claimed another victim. Several, actually. Former Obama Car Czar and current millionaire “Morning Joe” economic analyst Steven Rattner‘s son will no longer be able to apply for a coveted Defense Dept. internship this summer:

And Rattner’s friend’s son? He’ll have to intern on the Hill without pay:

Oh, the humanity!

Yeah … no.

Hey, there’s an idea!

Please! Won’t someone please think of the children?!