As Twitchy reported, President Obama took some time at today’s presser to lament his loneliness. But what’s it really like to be so solitary? Twitterers — including media lapdogs! — are shining a light on the secret life of America’s loneliest leader:
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/290875715811934208
#obamaneedsfriends RT @owillis: "Beat my high score. Wish someone was here to see it." – Obama, still playing Mario Kart
— dismantle the mpd (@anamariecox) January 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/NerveCenterCT/status/290876229639352320
Late at night POTUS seen walking in crocs talking to portraits in White House. @anamariecox #obamaneedsfriends
— Steve Beste (@stevebeste) January 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/jteeDC/status/290878041549324288
Speaks to himself in a British accent while watching Downton Abby. Getting pretty good at it. #ObamaNeedsFriends
— dismantle the mpd (@anamariecox) January 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/owillis/status/290878467938066434
slips mixtape in Geithner's suit pocket at cabinet meeting. #ObamaNeedsFriends
— DHS (@DHSelassie) January 14, 2013
Joe offers to bring Obama to a kegger. Obama says he'll need a ride. No ride shows up. #ObamaNeedsFriends
— aj || Queer Wrath Month ?️? (@alexjon) January 14, 2013
"Welcome to Olive Garden, how many in your party?" "One." #ObamaNeedsFriends
— darren, a dog liker (@tai_nugget) January 14, 2013
Keeps checking George R.R. Martin's website for progress on next "Game of Thrones" book. #obamaneedsfriends
— James VanLaningham (@jdvanlaningham) January 14, 2013
Obama: Pelosi doesn't bring me flowers anymore… #ObamaNeedsFriends
— Melissia (@ProudoftheUSA) January 14, 2013
It stung when Biden posted all those awesome party pictures on Facebook and hadn't even mentioned having a party to him. #ObamaNeedsFriends
— Not Human Capital Stock Jayelle ???️???? (@GreenEyedLilo) January 14, 2013
Spent three hours yesterday leaving YouTube comments about how they don't make real music anymore. #ObamaNeedsFriends
— flavortown alderman (@jesseltaylor) January 14, 2013
Avoids White House cafeteria to avoid awkwardness of not being asked to sit down at occupied tables #ObamaNeedsFriends
— Aspirational Hubris (@HawklineTX) January 14, 2013
Practices free throws late at night in case the press corps invites him to join their basketball league. #ObamaNeedsFriends @anamariecox
— lindasusan (@lindasusan) January 14, 2013
Platinum level commenter on Celine Dion fan page. #obamaneedsfriends
— Brookline Democrats (@BrooklineDems) January 14, 2013
Walks in and out of Walmart repeatedly just to hear the greeter. The greeter stops after the sixth time. #ObamaNeedsFriends
— Tal Arrowood (@TalArrowood) January 14, 2013
Awww … let’s all shed a collective tear.
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