Dunham first poisoned our minds’ eyes when she compared voting for Obama to losing her virginity, but evidently, that wasn’t punishment enough. Today, she waxed poetic about the president’s posterior, topping it off with a photo we really didn’t need to see:

Well, if Dunham’s in Chicago today, she can take her roll of quarters and watch the president shoot some hoops with Scottie Pippen while Romney campaigns.

Meanwhile, if anyone needs us, we’ll be bleaching our brains.