Oh! Oh! Our aching sides! The hacktastic Shuster, relegated to the media basement that is Current TV, was apparently watching a different vice presidential debate than the rest of us. While Biden left many viewers unimpressed at best and thoroughly weirded-out and disgusted at worst, Shuster saw only rainbows and unicorns. His summary of the debate? “Biden schools Ryan.” No, really.

Yes. Yes he is.

Put on your dunce cap, David, and prepare to get schooled yourself:

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/256612215896014848

https://twitter.com/JaredGebhardt/status/256618279488065536

https://twitter.com/davnor9/status/256617238453420032

So … Biden 2016, huh? Gird your loins, everybody.

Heh.