When it comes to being honest with the public about himself, Christie has never pulled any punches. The subject of his sexiness is no exception.

We know he’s too sexy for the teachers’ unions, too sexy for the hack reporters, too sexy for the blame games …

What else is Christie too sexy for?



Christie’s tongue-in-cheek tweet went over well with most people:

But — surprise! — the governor’s tweet has also aroused the ire of a handful of lefty tolerance bullies.


Whatevs, lameburgers. We know you’re really just jealous. Meanwhile, Christie’s busy marching to the beat of his own drummer; he can’t hear your whines.