Ah, if only Barack Obama had kept his blathering at Barnard to three words … maybe he’ll wise up and let Iowahawk write his future commencement speeches.

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/202811731263754241

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/202813727010066432

https://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/202814303500378114

Other Twitterers piped up with their own ideas:

https://twitter.com/#!/AmericanGypsea/status/202811595607379968

https://twitter.com/#!/WordOfDon/status/202811895152001024

https://twitter.com/#!/johnhboyer/status/202812088819789824

https://twitter.com/#!/Stimulus4U/status/202812609597149184

https://twitter.com/#!/RCannon74/status/202812871254614016

https://twitter.com/#!/JeppyKeith/status/202815889647734786

https://twitter.com/#!/ChuckTipton1/status/202816140689424385

So, Twitchyites, what else ya got?