It’s time to squee, everybody. Why? Because what we have here is basically the greatest crossover event since “Infinity War.” That’s right, it’s Bernie Sanders and donut-licking pop princess Ariana Grande. And they’re everything you thought they’d be and more.
Sanders’ wife Jane expressed her gratitude to Grande for lending her very important and consequential support to Bernie:
Thank you @ArianaGrande for supporting @BernieSanders candidacy for President! Your Atlanta concert last night was incredible! pic.twitter.com/UVbM6BAttY
— Jane O'Meara Sanders (@janeosanders) November 20, 2019
And lest you think Jane Sanders was reading too much into things, here’s what Grande tweeted:
MY GUY. thank you Senator Sanders for coming to my show, making my whole night and for all that you stand for ! @headcountorg and i are doing our best to make you proud. we’ve already registered 20k+ young voters at my shows alone. also i will never smile this hard again promise. pic.twitter.com/7UYqkXR0g1
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 20, 2019
Never smile this hard again? If the pinnacle of your life is getting a hug from Bernie Sanders, that’s actually pretty depressing. For several reasons..
"Whoever said money can't solve your problems/
Must not have had enough money to solve 'em/
They say, 'Which one?' I say, 'Nah, I want all of 'em'/
Happiness is the same price as red-bottoms" https://t.co/k3BR3y9Roc— Tiana Lowe (@TianaTheFirst) November 20, 2019
I, too, wish I could be rich enough to brag about mopping my tears up with Louboutins while vouching for a socialist who wants to pass taxes to fund a $97 trillion spending plan.
— Tiana Lowe (@TianaTheFirst) November 20, 2019
When politics and celebrity mix, it can only end badly. You’d think we’d’ve learned this by now.
