Hillary Clinton is never going to leave us alone, is she? She’s bad enough just as she is. But throw Broadway and wine into the mix? You’re cooking up a recipe for disaster.
And yet, here we are:
Join me for a Broadway play (and some chardonnay) to support the work @OnwardTogether partners are doing to further democracy and fight for our values.
Throw your hat in the ring here: https://t.co/2a5l9yk8ks pic.twitter.com/0M1ZXMQd0T
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) November 27, 2018
Don’t all sign up at once!
I will pass
— Bob Wazelle (@bob_wazelle) November 27, 2018
Hard pass. https://t.co/R0CcCRQSRK
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) November 27, 2018
Would not ever join you Hillary…..for anything!!!!!! Don't trust you at all! pic.twitter.com/np43z7VKgq
— ~Lori~ (@rumbagal) November 27, 2018
— JustSoYouKnow (@ShoalCreek98) November 27, 2018
Survey says: pic.twitter.com/7FwrwLEKFT
— Midwestern Views (@MidwestViews) November 27, 2018
If I had to sit with you I’d be drinking battery acid while someone puts a lit cigarette out in my eye and an ice pick in my ears
— Derek (@therealdorrell) November 27, 2018
There are a lot of other unpleasant things we’d much rather subject ourselves to before we’d ever put ourselves through that kind of punishment.
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) November 27, 2018
For what it’s worth, though, Comfortably Smug’s body is ready:
Hell yeah https://t.co/td5hLJxwPv
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 27, 2018
Imagine slamming back drinks with Hillary.
I'd ask her what she thinks of Bernie and her favorite way to hide bodies.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 27, 2018
Here’s hoping Smug wins the contest. And that he records the whole thing.
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