Hardcore feminists are the best kind of feminists. Because they take themselves so damn seriously!
As Twitchy reported, some of the participants in Britain’s National Union of Students conference on womyn’s issues today are feeling pretty persecuted. See, all the clapping that was going on was making them anxious, so they’ve requested jazz hands instead.
Naturally, people with intact senses of humor are mocking them mercilessly for it. And, just as naturally, these feminists can’t take it. Wonder if that’s what drove this conference attendee to the “self-care room”:
It’s like she wants to be mocked.
@sarahgillborn Wait wait wait…did you delete your self care room comment? Did you just admit to yourself how absurd you are precious?
— 6EuropeanPups (@PleasantPups) March 24, 2015
Of course she deleted it. But not before it was too late:
https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/580424521116753922
The self-care room. LOLOLOL
— RBe (@RBPundit) March 24, 2015
@RBPundit "Helppp meeee!"
— William Belcher (@EdB_Ohio) March 24, 2015
@RBPundit @sarahgillborn if somebody in the self-care room offers to care for another, can that be construed as a "micro-aggression"?
— Subtle Deviancy (@subtledeviancy) March 24, 2015
Hmmm … good question! And speaking of micro-aggressions:
@exjon looks like @sarahgillborn is close-minded and intolerant of diverse viewpoints. Coexist?
— Doug Adamavich (@DougAdamavich) March 24, 2015
Oh, Sarah. For shame!
I'm sorry, @sarahgillborn, but blocking is triggering. pic.twitter.com/ezBnNqDBUD
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/laurakfillault/status/580422673441931264
https://twitter.com/Bilford_Wrimley/status/580422884201492482
https://twitter.com/PastorFrisbie/status/580422928807890944
https://twitter.com/JustEric/status/580424626607693825
https://twitter.com/CHBilhorn/status/580423788778692608
Hey, good idea! We hear nuns aren’t big on clapping, either.
MT @sarahgillborn People on the #nuswomen15 hashtag mocking anxiety, you're not cool and you're not funny. pic.twitter.com/qa4Un9Imgb
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 24, 2015
I'm sorry, but that whole #Jazzhands tweet was as funny as it gets. You're lampooning yourselves. @sarahgillborn
— Beef Supreme (@Supreme____Beef) March 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/ThisIsJoshSmith/status/580426039257612288
https://twitter.com/informedblackmn/status/580426854479314944
We’re mocking jazz hands, doll. RT @sarahgillborn: People on the #nuswomen15 hashtag mocking anxiety, you're not cool and you're not funny.
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) March 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/LordSkipVC/status/580420404050808832
*jazz hands* RT @sarahgillborn People on the #nuswomen15 hashtag mocking anxiety, you're not cool and you're not funny.
— RBe (@RBPundit) March 24, 2015
You telling me I'm not funny or cool is a micro-aggression and it will not stand. IT WILL NOT STAND. *jazz hands* @sarahgillborn
— RBe (@RBPundit) March 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/PastorFrisbie/status/580422031587545088
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