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Coiffure cage match! Rand Paul's hair goes head-to-head with Lyle Lovett's

Sen. Rand Paul spent a good chunk of today doing his Festivus duty and airing his grievances. This was among them:

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Lovett took notice:

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So, who does have the better hair? Well, the votes are in, and the result is unanimous:

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And there you have it. But take comfort, Sen. Paul. You never really stood a chance against the master:

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‘I’ve got a lot of problems with you people’! Rand Paul airs his #Festivus grievances

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