Hits a little too close to home, huh, David? That’s never fun.
This morning, Corn tried to blind us with science:
Study: Global Warming Will Cause 180,000 More Rapes by 2099. http://t.co/ZuMtoV208c
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) February 27, 2014
And proceeded to shoot his own eye out:
Hey @DavidCornDC, what about global warming will make it harder for men to understand consent?
— Angela Morabito (@AngelaLMorabito) February 27, 2014
Hey, @_AngelaMorabito, read the article and debate with the researchers the link between hotter temps and violent crime.
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) February 27, 2014
Nothing confounds many conservatives like #science and #reserach. Someone should do a study on this.
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) February 27, 2014
Say wut?
@DavidCornDC What is reserach? I need to research that.
— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) February 27, 2014
So do we.
Corn doesn’t just think he’s smarter than all of us; he thinks he’s wittier, too. That’s why he retweeted this gem:
@DavidCornDC Don't worry…. spelling isn't important to them either.
— Paul_Newsom (@Paul_News) February 27, 2014
Because conservatives are stoopid! Get it? And yet, somehow, they’re wiping the floor with this clown:
*pats David on the head* @DavidCornDC
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 27, 2014
https://twitter.com/steveatmguy/status/439054469255663616
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/439055387644690432
Snort.
https://twitter.com/badgenome/status/439055501062844416
https://twitter.com/_AngelaMorabito/status/439058104328912896
Poor spelling gives me a reserache. https://t.co/uZD9vhM59i
— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) February 27, 2014
Awww … put some Windex on it!
@DavidCornDC @RBPundit Mocking conservatives…$10 misspelling the word you are mocking your opponents for not knowing…priceless #reserach
— E.L (@Mootpoint21) February 27, 2014
Just reseraching how stupid conservatives are.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) February 27, 2014
@charlescwcooke stare closely at a reserach test & you'll see what you want to see
— Nino (@baldingschemer) February 27, 2014
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/439060650942140416
https://twitter.com/TheRealPebo/status/439063608967065601
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) February 27, 2014
@MotherJones No way to know the rainfall next month, but they know exact number of rapes due to weather in 100 years. Sciencey!@instapundit
— Brad Slager: aka Wuhan Solo (@MartiniShark) February 27, 2014
#Genuis. RT @DavidCornDC Nothing confounds many conservatives like #science and #reserach. Someone should do a study on this.
— Tommy Auth (@tommyauth) February 27, 2014
@DavidCornDC Herp. Derp. Reserach.
— Aaron (@Hawkstrat) February 27, 2014
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/439056095504760832
Also, do your homework:
@KatMcKinley @DavidCornDC Well, there was this little story making the rounds way, way back in October, 2013 http://t.co/ji2xioUqfX
— Corcosman (@Corcosman) February 27, 2014
@RBPundit shhhh don't show him this http://t.co/Dol3AtWXSZ @DavidCornDC
— Ben Smith (@BenSmithDC) February 27, 2014
https://twitter.com/ClosedPress/status/439055829375787008
So maybe conservatives aren’t so stupid after all. They’ve certainly got blowhards like Corn figured out:
Nothing confounds liberals more than their false beliefs about conservatives, because the libs live in a bubble. @DavidCornDC
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) February 27, 2014
Nailed it.
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