'Squirrel spotting': Your favorite libs are sure to excel at these #DemocratOlympicEvents

The Winter Olympics come around just once every four years, but for Democrats, the games never stop. Here are just some of their best events:

#DemocratOlympicEvents Figure Faking #Obamacare

— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents "Pairs Entitlements'

— Stephen DeNuccio (@SteveJazz) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents

The Fair 100 Meter Dash

The faster you are, the more weight is attached to your legs. Everyone is equal!

— Naveen (@Capitalism_Rox) February 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/obamaputin2012/status/431176328373477377

#DemocratOlympicEvents Ski Jump the Will of The People!

— Penelope Parker (@exodus_2011) February 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/BanditBird7/status/431173735299551232

https://twitter.com/Ruger41MagFan/status/431174450545840128

#DemocratOlympicEvents Bailout Bobsledding

— Scott Doreson (@SDoreson) February 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/jonnysayhey/status/431171055315849216

#democratolympicevents lieathlon

— no longer here (@BaltJoe) February 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/hollyrn2/status/431181093589368834

#DemocratOlympicEvents Sheila Jackson Lee quote decipherment

— AW (@AdoubleU17) February 5, 2014

Sounds heeeeeniously entertaining!

https://twitter.com/AFPNevada/status/431174148836978688

https://twitter.com/LibertyBelle999/status/431172892592582657

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#DemocratOlympicEvents Synchronized Scandals #MockObamaDaily #Sochi2014 #Rio2016

— RightNowOK? (@RightNow_OK) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents Synchronized swindling

— Bossy Brat (@JGalt09) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents Obfu-Skating

— ن (@TalonsPoint) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents

Coordinated Gun Grabbing pic.twitter.com/qfDGf2mNm7

— Victor Nikki (@HapkidoBigDad) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents Dead Voter Dig Up

— RED STATE (@RedState4U) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents Full time job liberating

— Winner ??Smidge (@smidgean) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents Speed Subject Changing

— AW (@AdoubleU17) February 5, 2014

Features plenty of pivoting, of course.

#DemocratOlympicEvents Raising the debt ceiling pic.twitter.com/Vd0lKa3O1U

— Bossy Brat (@JGalt09) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents
Thin Ice Skating

— ArtistUnplugged?? (@pinkartgurl59) February 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/_ThatGuyT/status/431167654850596864

#DemocratOlympicEvents Constitution Shredding Race

— G. Behn (@gwbehn) February 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/StayClassyBlond/status/431165319470518273

#DemocratOlympicEvents Double Standard Doubles

— G. Behn (@gwbehn) February 5, 2014

#DemocratOlympicEvents
Squirrel spotting pic.twitter.com/nbHZCKaGBh

— Lizzy Lou Who ?? (@_wintergirl93) February 5, 2014

And the best part about all of this?

Doesn't matter what event, but we're handing out gold medals to everyone this year. Even the observers. #DemocratOlympicEvents

— ???? ??? (@MiaOhMaya) February 5, 2014

Editor’s note: Brain farts happen to everybody. Today, it was our turn. The first sentence of this post originally stated that “the 2014 Winter Olympics come around just once every four years.” Clearly, that’s not the case. There can only be one 2014 Winter Olympics. Apologies for the mistake.