Most nonsensical tweet ever? Even by Cher standards, this one's off the rails

When it comes to sheer lunacy, nobody beats Cher. Well, except for Cher, of course.

Get a load of this gem:

If u Hold Your Enemies Viper 2 Your
Breast,u Can’t b Surprised When He, Sticks His Fangs In u & uses The Poison,2Write a #BillGates Book 4$$

— Cher (@cher) January 8, 2014

So, don’t write a book about Bill Gates (or maybe Bob Gates) unless you’re prepared to get bitten in the breast by a snake. Or get yelled at by Cher.